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kill salt

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Put Salt in a mating press

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Kill Salt. Behead Salt. Roundhouse kick the Salt into the concrete. Slam dunk a Salt into the trashcan. Crucify Salt. Defecate in a Salt's food. Launch Salt into the sun. Stir fry Salt in a wok. Toss Salt into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Salt's gas tank. Judo throw Salt into a wood chipper. Twist Salt's heads off. Report Salt to the IRS. Karate chop Salt in half. Curb stomp Salt. Trap Salt in quicksand. Crush Salt in the trash compactor. Liquefy Salt in a vat of acid. Eat Salt. Dissect Salt. Exterminate Salt in the gas chamber. Stomp Salt's skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Salt in the oven. Lobotomize Salt. Grind Salt fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Salt in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Salt with a ray gun. Kick Salt down the stairs. Feed Salt to alligators. Slice Salt



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