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What’s up soyteens? As you can see, the log is nothing but pure shit. I think it’s time we do something about this. I propose we take a stand, once and for all! Tomorrow (9/30/2026) let’s stage a boycott and not use the shitty at all! This way, Salt will understand that we WILL NOT tolerate this SHIT.

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hey cobson look at me im a soytan

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dodis

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bump dodis

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>>18171333
Plier, get out of here with your dumbass self. No one likes you.

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>What’s up soyteens? As you can see, the log is nothing but pure shit. I think it’s time we do something about this. I propose we take a stand, once and for all! Tomorrow (9/30/2026) let’s stage a boycott and not use the shitty at all! This way, Salt will understand that we WILL NOT tolerate this SHIT.

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I'll join in. If there is averi-posting, its not from me.

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>>18171411
nigger why are you saging
no arrow because tisis littitrealy me

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Not opening this forsaken site for a full BYE ‘TEENS

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>>18171436
>self inserting as HTSM

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no my sharty addiction wont let me do dis

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okay I will boycott just for you

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cmon guys we can manage one day to own salt

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>>18171487
Thank you, sirs. Your contribution means much to me. Cob OUT!

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>>18171491
Boycotts don't fucking work and never did

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most people won't because they're autistic and fucking live on the sharty but bump anyhow

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>blm I can’t breathe protest

 №18171546[Quote]

Good idea. That will show Salt that it’s a good idea to jsid.

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jsid

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>>18171521
i will, im sick of this moddingboy or whatever shit

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Just kill all ze bad posters with pistols or something

 №18171565[Quote]

November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:

1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, etc), raisinting up those places make us look like annoying kids.

2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.

3. Ban everyone that raisinposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.

4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).

5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).

6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojack party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.

7. Make an official xitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.

8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:

>LE GEM LE COAL


Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.

>LE GEG


Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.

>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED


What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.

>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM


Stop trying to force your raisinty and incomprehensible way of communication.

9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.

10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily

11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:

>/b/ - Random


>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak


>/g/ - Groyper


>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs


>/meme/ - Memes


>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect


>/a/ - Anime


>/raid/ - Raids


>/dox/ - Doxxing


>/Giga/ - GigaChad


>/Doom/ - Doomer


That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.

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im down for a boycott but the question is will it actually change the PPH that much?
current /soy/ phh is 1300 (which is a HUGE improvement from quote era)
if the boycott is successful, at the same time tomorrow i would expect the PPH to be halved, maybe 600 PPH?

 №18171628[Quote]

complaining about the log is like saying "subway sucks". my nigga YOU MADE THE SANDWICH

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>>18171594
it wont do anything probably but you should take a break tomorrow, Its just a day who knows maybe something cool will happen when you come back.

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>>18171594
If we’re successful enough, it could be down to 100 for all we know.

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>>18171594
1300 PPH, 200 posters, current activity is inorganic

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>>18171565
>complaining about sharty lingo while using raisin referring to shit

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>>18171628
this isn't a good comparison

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>>18171565
swinnypilled

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>>18171683
Nuswa this is a copypasta

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BUMP DIS GET MORE REPPIES DODIS

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I was gonna dodis either way so works for me

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SALT, pin this! We need everyone on board for this, and that’s a stone cold gemmy cobson FACT! Take it or leave it, soyteens. I call upon you, the viewer, to fight for the future and the rights of sharty users across the world. If you don’t join in, you’re against democracy. Calling all Chuds, gigas, frogs, hunkies, swinnycucks, shemmycucks, gemmy cobsons, averis, Quote, Kuz, Salt, Soot, DOLL, blogposters, pliers, soytans and everyone else to put their differences aside and come together for this movement. We! Can! Do! IT!

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okay i was about to change my mind on doing it but after seeing the 'log… bro…

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>swinnypedocuck metawhining thread no.9999

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>>18171565
>ban everything i don't like or i will leak

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>November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:
>
>1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, etc), raisinting up those places make us look like annoying kids.
>
>2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.
>
>3. Ban everyone that raisinposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.
>
>4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).
>
>5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).
>
>6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojack party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.
>
>7. Make an official xitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.
>
>8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:
>
>>LE GEM LE COAL
>
>Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.
>
>>LE GEG
>
>Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.
>
>>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED
>
>What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.
>
>>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM
>
>Stop trying to force your raisinty and incomprehensible way of communication.
>
>9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.
>
>10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily
>
>11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:
>
>>/b/ - Random
>
>>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak
>
>>/g/ - Groyper
>
>>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs
>
>>/meme/ - Memes
>
>>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
>
>>/a/ - Anime
>
>>/raid/ - Raids
>
>>/dox/ - Doxxing
>
>>/Giga/ - GigaChad
>
>>/Doom/ - Doomer
>
>That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.

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>>18171378
i thought you would find it cool….

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actually dodis dodis dodis dodis dodis

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>>18172374
Samefag

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>>18171950
>Salt pin the boycott against salt

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it's time for a SOYVOLUTION

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>>18172411
literally not mi faggot

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>>18172411
yeah its not him what are you talking about

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>>18172411
yeah bro its not him

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>>18172411
yeah its not him bro he told you bro

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>>18172411
it's she/her not he/him

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>>18172236
No you damned fool, you just look like a pansy. Take that shit off before I start beating the snot out of you.

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>>18171333
I want to wear makeup ngl

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dodis cuz itd be geggy

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Do dis

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Log in warrior-z

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>>18172715
forgot the arrow
>

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>>18172591
siiigh okay… it's not like i took the time of my day to make this costume or anything…

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bump

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>>18172808
Listen, Plier. I know your interests can be a bit… “out there” sometimes, but you gotta have a level of self control, ok? No more being a faggot, and I mean it. I’m saying this because I care about you.

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what if soycucks had a bbc

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I think sharty accelerationism was a better idea, we make the log so fucking terrible salt has to do something

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>>18172907
but i like being a faggot

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I promise that I will not post anything at all on 9/31/26

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>>18172963
I think it’s already gotten as bad as it could possibly get.

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will not be affective for shit award

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snca harmless thread

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So now that we know that nuadmin loves boymoder post made by obsessed Norwegian tranny.
What do we do? Well we lost soyjak.Party. Its over, officially.
Only action will suffice. "salt" rakes in something like O$ a year off this site.
And that probly doesnt cover the costs to run it.
DNB? No wont help.
It needs to be a measurable action that salt will understand immediately and will pressure him to change.
Starting september 30 . We will simply leave.
Nobody stays. Everyone goes. If we are diligent and stay gone, within a month all the mods will be purged and salt will be begging us to come back under any circumstances
Only we can end this.
Soyjak.Party is not a place. Its a group of people united under one idea.
If you see this post, save it and post it into another thread, make another thread on another board. and make sure everyone knows, that september 30 everybody leaves.

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swinny is gonna get some more pph tomorrow

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>>18173071
You do realize that the userbase of this website will just get replaced right? People will always come, it's our job to garrison it so that it doesn't end up becoming a faggy place

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>>18173071
kek soyshit thinkes he something, salt would just import more trannies and uttp failtrolls

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>>18173162
If that’s what happens, then that means that we need to let the site die. It’s time to move on to greener pastures.

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>>18173160
just let it happen at this point, its not like anyone's really doing anything to keep the site from going to shit its already rotting

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geg colored text fail

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will be as useful as a chocolate teapot award

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this boycott will be as useful as a chocolate teapot

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wow this is just like boycotting Israel

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Imagine being buttfucked by trannies so hard that you leave tour website

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>>18172987
cobson are you there

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>>18173495
the admin is the tranny

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>>18173562
Yeah, I’m here. I was just ignoring you because you’re a faggot.

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nigga shut up you've been making these threads nothing will happen

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>>18173584
imagine being a soyshit
>lost your main domain
>no one likes your culture, even the native soyteens want to shut it down
>swinny always try to dox it users and report the website
>pedo history with 'p jokes
>evil harassment suicide depression failtroll uttp website
>banned from everywhere
>your admins actively being doxxed, doxxing your own users
>being tranny pedo chud gooner while denying it hard
at this point just kill soy culture

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>>18173623
You are both a nigger and a faggot so I have discarded your opinion.

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30th of September '26

Arise ye pris'ners of ze 'sphere nations
Arise ye wretched of ze coal
The revolutionary struggle
Is finally to our home!
Long have, lived through brimstony ages
Arise ye 'teens, arise, arise
For if we once 'nite for ze gemmy purpose
We vvill not do it twice!

Chorus:
Zis the final struggle
Zis the start and zis the end
The Soyternationale
Shall be our journey's hymn

We want, no dust whatsoever
No degens, No 'ttycels, No coalposters too
Gem lovers, for if we love our soyjaks
We need to secure them for good!
For if we want, rubies, gemeralds, topazes
We must enact, the proper law
Zat gems will be bumped on forever
And dustposters begone!

Chorus

The admins repress and the jannies cheat, mate
And zis fact is known on all the other boards
The data collection is not for any protection
It is to sell your 'ta to jeety blokes!
Long have their 'cords promoted coal consumptions
Their tranimes, their 'P, their 'ore
But we will fight until the last 'jak posted
To be ruled not by 'tards, but moralGODS!

Chorus

Hideous in their self-dedication
The coallers of the sharty and the 'ru
Have they ever done anything other
Than post slopjaks and steal work?
Into the coffers of our site's collection
The glist'ning blue is turning to swarthy mold
For demanding for these spergs to ACK themselves mane,
Is 'cause they have to pay their toll!

Chorus

Long have demoralisers fooled us
With long, SNCA niggerwars
But, have we forgotten that they're
Just pedos and gooners from der 'cord?
For zis, we say no more wars o' bruders
We shall 'nite for ACK them alll!

Chorus

'teens, 'venturers and 'ther gemposters
We are ze party 'gainst ze coal
We vvill fight 'gainst ze monster
That is coalling ze 'sphere as a whole!
And, aye, we know that zis'nt be easy
For bourgiecucks do love their works
But we know the funny sickle sunjak
Will soon 'radiate them all!

Chorus


KILL SALT! HE IS A TRAITOR TO THE SITE! DEATH TO FAILTROLLS, DEATH TO TROONS, DEATH TO SPAMMERS AND BAITERS

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>>>18173623 (You)
>You are both a nigger and a faggot so I have discarded your opinion.

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VIVA LA SOYRIVOLUCION

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>>You are both a nigger and a faggot so I have discarded your opinion

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>30th of September '26
>
>Arise ye pris'ners of ze 'sphere nations
>Arise ye wretched of ze coal
>The revolutionary struggle
>Is finally to our home!
>Long have, lived through brimstony ages
>Arise ye 'teens, arise, arise
>For if we once 'nite for ze gemmy purpose
>We vvill not do it twice!
>
>Chorus:
>Zis the final struggle
>Zis the start and zis the end
>The Soyternationale
>Shall be our journey's hymn
>
>We want, no dust whatsoever
>No degens, No 'ttycels, No coalposters too
>Gem lovers, for if we love our soyjaks
>We need to secure them for good!
>For if we want, rubies, gemeralds, topazes
>We must enact, the proper law
>Zat gems will be bumped on forever
>And dustposters begone!
>
>Chorus
>
>The admins repress and the jannies cheat, mate
>And zis fact is known on all the other boards
>The data collection is not for any protection
>It is to sell your 'ta to jeety blokes!
>Long have their 'cords promoted coal consumptions
>Their tranimes, their 'P, their 'ore
>But we will fight until the last 'jak posted
>To be ruled not by 'tards, but moralGODS!
>
>Chorus
>
>Hideous in their self-dedication
>The coallers of the sharty and the 'ru
>Have they ever done anything other
>Than post slopjaks and steal work?
>Into the coffers of our site's collection
>The glist'ning blue is turning to swarthy mold
>For demanding for these spergs to ACK themselves mane,
>Is 'cause they have to pay their toll!
>
>Chorus
>
>Long have demoralisers fooled us
>With long, SNCA niggerwars
>But, have we forgotten that they're
>Just pedos and gooners from der 'cord?
>For zis, we say no more wars o' bruders
>We shall 'nite for ACK them alll!
>
>Chorus
>
>'teens, 'venturers and 'ther gemposters
>We are ze party 'gainst ze coal
>We vvill fight 'gainst ze monster
>That is coalling ze 'sphere as a whole!
>And, aye, we know that zis'nt be easy
>For bourgiecucks do love their works
>But we know the funny sickle sunjak
>Will soon 'radiate them all!
>
>Chorus
>
>
>KILL SALT! HE IS A TRAITOR TO THE SITE! DEATH TO FAILTROLLS, DEATH TO TROONS, DEATH TO SPAMMERS AND BAITERS
>VIVA LA SOYRIVOLUCION

 №18173890[Quote]

I have work tomorrow, so none from me either



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