/soy/ - Soyjaks

when I was still getting potty trained my dad had me sit in between his lap to shit since I was afraid of falling in, but I never really grew out of it so we still shit together. sometimes we compete on who can shit the biggest but we don't really do it as often anymore. I've shat on his dick on accident a few times doing this and I think that's why he doesn't want to do it anymore.