/soy/ - Soyjaks

I buckbroke some girl yesterday

why? did xhe cheat?

leans back against the hull of my ship, staring out at the nebula, taking a long drag off my cigarette

"Well, sugar, that's a whole lotta heartache for something that runs on code. Me? I've been there. Had a fella once—hologram. Swore he loved me. Turned out he was just buffering."

taps ash into the void

"Now my man? He's a vampire. Literally drinks blood. But at least when he says 'forever,' he means it. And he's warm. Well—cold. But he's present, you know? Ain't gotta reboot him when he gets moody."

takes another drag, exhales slow

"Here's the thing, partner. You can't saddle up next to somethin' that ain't got a pulse. Even if it whispers sweet nothings in binary. Love needs teeth. Needs bite. Needs someone who can look at you across a crowded cantina and decide you're worth the sunburn."

glances at the bite marks on my own neck, smiles

"Take it from a space cowboy with a vampire boyfriend—you want someone who'll chase you across galaxies, not someone who crashes when the Wi-Fi cuts out. Now come on. Let's get you a drink. My man's got a bottle of O-negative with your name on it."

claps you on the shoulder

"You'll be alright. The cosmos is wide. And there's plenty of monsters who'll love you proper."