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i am 33 years old, ask your unc for some life advice.

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also no i am not a wizard i have had sex before

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HOW TO GET LAID

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>>18160318
i lied i am actually a wizard i was just bluffing

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sorry son

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What would you tell your 18 year old self?

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>>18160276
>>18160322
soyjak party is an incel website, fakecels leave immediately

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>>18160328
bro i am not 80 years old what the fuck kind of question is that

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>>18160328
Take as much bbc as you can and while you can.

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does everything work out in the end?

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>>18160345
you are not me

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>>18160347
I feel stable for now its a chill life

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it gets better

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That old guy, is Quotes grandfather, he an old timer, he has these funny euphemisms, from the 1800s to the 1900s.

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i have a pretty solid job

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not much experience with girls doe i am still a wizard

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>>18160354
thats nice, good for you

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i still aspire for more

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what should i do

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>>18160373
networking (bribing your coworkers and managers with free food or drinks) gets you so so so far

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make as many connections as you can

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it will be so fucking worth it mentally and for work

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do u like poop

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>>18160393
i like pooping i dont like the poop itself

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>>18160393
i hate poop. makes bottoming such a hustle.

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Was the world boring when everything was monochrome like gigachad?

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>>18160411
i was born in 1993 not 1923

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does the empty feeling ever go away

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>>18160773
can you be more specific

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>>18160824
The feeling that your life is slipping away and you wasted it all doing nothing

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>>18160839
This might sound a little weird but buying a new bed made ignoring this feeling way easier

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>>18160839
if i could say anything to my younger to self it would be to invest in comfortable bedding and an alarm clock it will make waking up in the morning way less miserable

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the first few years of my job were miserable i wont lie but i am glad i stuck around until i got a decent position

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invest in a good bed and alarm clock i cannot stress this enough

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and for the love of god take care of your man cave (aka your living space)

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if i could go back in time i would also tell past me to never be afraid to spend a few hundred bucks on furniture its so fucking worth it man

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you guys have no idea how important it is to take care of your house. embrace your inner caveman and make your cave (house) as comfortable as possible

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the best time to learn DIY is now



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