i am 33 years old, ask your unc for some life advice.

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Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:50:09 №18160274 [Quote]

i am 33 years old, ask your unc for some life advice.

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:50:25 №18160276 [Quote]

also no i am not a wizard i have had sex before

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:52:56 №18160302 [Quote]

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Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:54:32 №18160318 [Quote]

HOW TO GET LAID

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:55:06 №18160322 [Quote]

>>18160318
i lied i am actually a wizard i was just bluffing

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:55:13 №18160325 [Quote]

sorry son

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:55:34 №18160328 [Quote]

What would you tell your 18 year old self?

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:56:05 №18160334 [Quote]

>>18160276
>>18160322
soyjak party is an incel website, fakecels leave immediately

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:56:18 №18160338 [Quote]

>>18160328
bro i am not 80 years old what the fuck kind of question is that

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:57:00 №18160345 [Quote]

>>18160328
Take as much bbc as you can and while you can.

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:57:10 №18160347 [Quote]

does everything work out in the end?

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:57:12 №18160348 [Quote]

>>18160345
you are not me

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:57:50 №18160354 [Quote]

>>18160347
I feel stable for now its a chill life

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:58:00 №18160356 [Quote]

it gets better

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:58:01 №18160357 [Quote]

That old guy, is Quotes grandfather, he an old timer, he has these funny euphemisms, from the 1800s to the 1900s.

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:58:08 №18160361 [Quote]

i have a pretty solid job

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:58:30 №18160367 [Quote]

not much experience with girls doe i am still a wizard

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:58:42 №18160370 [Quote]

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>>18160354
thats nice, good for you

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:59:03 №18160371 [Quote]

i still aspire for more

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:59:16 №18160373 [Quote]

what should i do

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 06:59:57 №18160381 [Quote]

>>18160373
networking (bribing your coworkers and managers with free food or drinks) gets you so so so far

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:00:10 №18160383 [Quote]

make as many connections as you can

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:00:24 №18160386 [Quote]

it will be so fucking worth it mentally and for work

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:01:01 №18160393 [Quote]

do u like poop

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:01:25 №18160397 [Quote]

>>18160393
i like pooping i dont like the poop itself

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:02:12 №18160407 [Quote]

>>18160393
i hate poop. makes bottoming such a hustle.

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:02:38 №18160411 [Quote]

Was the world boring when everything was monochrome like gigachad?

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:07:47 №18160483 [Quote]

>>18160411
i was born in 1993 not 1923

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:38:04 №18160773 [Quote]

does the empty feeling ever go away

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:43:33 №18160824 [Quote]

>>18160773
can you be more specific

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:45:38 №18160839 [Quote]

>>18160824
The feeling that your life is slipping away and you wasted it all doing nothing

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:49:01 №18160860 [Quote]

>>18160839
This might sound a little weird but buying a new bed made ignoring this feeling way easier

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:53:13 №18160904 [Quote]

>>18160839
if i could say anything to my younger to self it would be to invest in comfortable bedding and an alarm clock it will make waking up in the morning way less miserable

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:54:08 №18160914 [Quote]

the first few years of my job were miserable i wont lie but i am glad i stuck around until i got a decent position

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:54:46 №18160918 [Quote]

invest in a good bed and alarm clock i cannot stress this enough

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:55:26 №18160927 [Quote]

and for the love of god take care of your man cave (aka your living space)

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:57:50 №18160960 [Quote]

if i could go back in time i would also tell past me to never be afraid to spend a few hundred bucks on furniture its so fucking worth it man

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:58:54 №18160973 [Quote]

you guys have no idea how important it is to take care of your house. embrace your inner caveman and make your cave (house) as comfortable as possible

Chud 09/29/26 (Tue) 07:59:42 №18160988 [Quote]

the best time to learn DIY is now