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 â„–18153448[Quote]

be me, roger smith, fabulous alien fugitive
living in the attic of a high-strung cia agent
specifically requested one thing from the grocery store: pecan sandies
francine comes home with the bags
look inside
no pecan sandies
only chocodiles
absolute_betrayal.jpg
[hisses air through teeth intensely]
"pretty sure i asked for pecan sandies…"
francine tries to brush it off like it's no big deal
oh, it is a big deal, francine
trigger immediate psychological meltdown
decide peaceful resolution is not an option
log onto the family computer
drain the smiths' entire bank account to zero
now they are facing total financial ruin and imminent homelessness
all because you forgot my cookies, you bitch
no arrow because i look like this and say this

 â„–18153459[Quote]

>be me, roger smith, fabulous alien fugitive
>living in the attic of a high-strung cia agent
>specifically requested one thing from the grocery store: pecan sandies
>francine comes home with the bags
>look inside
>no pecan sandies
>only chocodiles
>absolute_betrayal.jpg
>[hisses air through teeth intensely]
>"pretty sure i asked for pecan sandies…"
>francine tries to brush it off like it's no big deal
>oh, it is a big deal, francine
>trigger immediate psychological meltdown
>decide peaceful resolution is not an option
>log onto the family computer
>drain the smiths' entire bank account to zero
>now they are facing total financial ruin and imminent homelessness
>all because you forgot my cookies, you bitch
>no arrow because i look like this and say this
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Ya’ll gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here
Ya’ll gone make me loose my cool, up in here up in here,
Ya’ll gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here,
Ya’ll gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here,
Why should I battle a crusty old man,
When you can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan,
Ya lucky this is only a beatbox battle,
Cause in a real battle I make ya feel rattled,
Look at him, he only got one planet,
I got the whole Galaxy under my dependence,
You’re gonna beg when you bleed and die,
As you realize destiny arrived,
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Let me show you how to scratch it
(Beatbox)
Either way, destiny still arrives "



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