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hypothetically, what would you do if you followed the advice from online forums about rape and finally decided to commit to it tomorrow. and then after you wake up around 11 am while your parents are at work you go outside and find the nearest woman and then beat her unconscious before dragging her body to your house and then chop her top half off and knee caps so youre left with a sex toy starting from the thighs ending at the belly button that you use to rape and then you realise that your parents are coming home in 1 hour and there is blood and flesh everywhere, and a real life human flesh toy just sitting in your rooms carpet.

what would you do?

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Post it on the shitty.std

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I would kill myself because if i got arrested i will be the prison black bull rape meat

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cheese

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Very detailed hypothetical situation

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>>18148142
Did Chad Powers just BFTO Daniel Johnston’s arguments?

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Geg

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clean it up janny

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>Followed

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guys, can you please be helpful for just this once?

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>>18148201
Why are you going to rape someone, that’s not giga

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>>18148201
Why are you going to rape someone, that’s not giga at all nigger

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>>18148201
help with that? 1 hour isn't enough to clean anything. You're doomed anyway because the disgusting smell. best thing you can do is just take what you can and run away.
does this answer satisfy you mr.fed

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>>18148257
fedpost redacted

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>>18148227
>>18148257
you faggots literally pressured me into doing this yesterday. i have nothing to lose

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>>18148305
Kill yourself then, if you think asking the sharty will help your situation then you're braindead

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Use a lot of peroxide before I realize I'm completely fucked and book a one way trip to some niggerhell so I don't get caught

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>>18148201
Just run away stupid neutralplier

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I would never rape anyone because I'm a respectful white man

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>>18148384
yk what i u idgaf. i raped. you didnt. u r a loser in my books. i plapped and inputted semen into a dead unwilling female. you havent done shit in ur life, motherfucker.
and better yet i alraedy have gasoline so i can just burn my entire house down

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>>18148648
you will still be arrested and be a suspect if they launched an investigation, enjoy being homeless or getting plaped by black men in prison

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>>18148715
>enjoy being homeless or getting plaped by black men in prison
come say that to my face, not online, and see what happens.

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>>18148784
what will happen? You can't even rape a cat

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>>18148902
sorry for not replying to your post for a minute. i was too busy making love to necromeat. you were saying?

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>>18149151
I was saying you can't rape a cat i doubt you can rape an adult male

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>>18149203
>i doubt you can rape an adult male
i have le B B C tho

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kill yo parents and shit man rape yo parents and shit

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amazing bait

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you shouldve raped quote

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>>18148063 (OP)
I would livestream it for gegs

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Op if this is real then you're cooked nigga. Turn yourself in and we'll make a gofundme. dont tell the cops a single thing, invoke the fifth.

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>>18149379
the only thing i have is a cleaver, which is also what i used to chop up the foid and im not sure if thats powerful enough.
>>18149525
thanks for the advice, fren. but i'll probably just kill my parents and ACK

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>what would you do?
Read marx and bordiga

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amazing bait

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>>what would you do?
>Read marx and bordiga

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<hypothetically, what would you do if you followed the advice from online forums about rape and finally decided to commit to it tomorrow. and then after you wake up around 11 am while your parents are at work you go outside and find the nearest woman and then beat her unconscious before dragging her body to your house and then chop her top half off and knee caps so youre left with a sex toy starting from the thighs ending at the belly button that you use to rape and then you realise that your parents are coming home in 1 hour and there is blood and flesh everywhere, and a real life human flesh toy just sitting in your rooms carpet.
<
<what would you do?

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>>18149662
Nice selfie

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I would stop larping as a neutralnigger blogposter and go outside

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>hypothetically, what would you do if you followed the advice from online forums about rape and finally decided to commit to it tomorrow. and then after you wake up around 11 am while your parents are at work you go outside and find the nearest woman and then beat her unconscious before dragging her body to your house and then chop her top half off and knee caps so youre left with a sex toy starting from the thighs ending at the belly button that you use to rape and then you realise that your parents are coming home in 1 hour and there is blood and flesh everywhere, and a real life human flesh toy just sitting in your rooms carpet.
>
>what would you do?

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my parents could be arriving any minute now. anyways this is her.

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>>18149801
DONT ANPORVOL

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>>18149801
op why would you subject the jannies to this

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>>18149801
doctos…

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>>18149801
SALT NEVER EVER APPROVE THIS

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>>18149801
>no paper with /soy/

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>>18149801
WHY WHY DID YOU ANPORVOL JOON DOGTOES

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>>18149801
>starting from the thighs ending at the belly button
LAAARRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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OP is 'apeson DNI

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>>18149801
Why her vege is locked

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Larp

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>>18149801
=nooooo jooonssss==

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>>18149893
failed redtext

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>>18149801
OP here, this is a larper pretending to be me.

heres the actual pic of her chopped up bits:

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>>18149801
do you live in Brazil or something, why would you shave her head

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turn myself in

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>>18149801
Marge I saw this once in 4chan in 2017

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>>18149908
DO NOT APPROVE

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>>18149908
Forensic meter is right there bro

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>>18149926
OP is a time traveler

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>>18149933
what if the forensic meter was a bbc?



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