№18140083[Quote]
<This land is your land, this land is my land
<I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener
<I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman Munster
<This land will surely vote for me!
>This land is your land, this land is my land
>I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass
>I'm a Purple Heart winner, and yes, it's true I won it thrice
>This land will surely vote for me!
<You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
<You offer flip-flops, I offer tax breaks
<You're a UN pussy, and yes, it's true that I kick ass! (Ha!)
<This land will surely vote for me!
>You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
>Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy
>But it's not gonna help you because I won three Purple Hearts
>This land will surely vote for me! (Yeaaahhh!)
<You're a liberal sissy!
>You're a right-wing nutjob!
<You're a pinko commie!
>You're dumb as a doorknob!
<Hey, you got that botox!
>But I still won three Purple Hearts!
<+>This land will surely vote for me!
^This land was my land
vBut now it's our land!
vFrom California
vTo the New York islan-[slap] What'd I do?
>From the liberal wieners
<To the right-wing nutjobs
>This land belongs
<This land belongs
<+>This land belongs to you and me! (Hyah!)
<Oh, and Dick Cheney too!
№18140089[Quote]
HE WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS