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File: 1786726408028u.mp4 📥︎ (1.66 MB, 560x560) ImgOps

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i got my friend here with me and he's willing to voiceact your 'tosses
heckin' rules tho…
>no brim or porn he won't cover that shit
>don't make it the length of war and peace because he probably won't bother to read most (or all) of it

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nobody cares daws butler mogs you

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>>18135410
This fucking sucks I'm sorry

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Voice act the entire intro speech of son of the century

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down

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>>18135432
link it pls

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>>18135328 (OP)
voice act this

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>>18135449
ew nigger wtf

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Poop and nuswas dying

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ask him to make poop sounds

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>>18135496
as in the sounds you make when youre constipated

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>>18135443
My name is Mussolini Benito Amilcare Andrea, son of Alessandro Mussolini and Rose Maltoni. I am 35 years old and I run a newspaper I started myself. I owe my name to my father's socialist convictions - Andrea, like Andrea Costa, founder of the Revolutionary Socialist Party of Romagna. Amilcare, like Amilcare Cipriani - patriot, adventurer, socialist and a convicted anarchist. Benito, like Benito Juarez - also a revolutionary and the first native to hold the office of President of Mexico.

So I owe my name to a savage. An Aztec dwarf, barely four and a half feet tall. A little man. Nothing like me. Apart from the revolutionary spirit.

Today, 23rd of March, in the year 1919, is a date that will go down in history. I'm like an animal - I can smell the times ahead - and this is my time. Here they are, my lost people, in need of strongmen and simple ideas; the desperate, the crippled, the veterans of the Great War.

You know what the Great War is, right? Yes! 1914 to 1918. Europe in flames. Four years of battles from Russia to Italy. Ten million dead, twenty-one million wounded and countless veterans, the desperate souls. They are here for me.

Albino Volpi. Multiple convictions. Volunteer, "Cayman of the Piave". Brave soldiers. They were promised compensation, rewards, the honor of victory - and instead they got nothing, not even a pension - only the contempt of those who didn't want the war and didn't fight it.

Amerigo Dumini. American by birth, but he chose to fight for Italy. Assault battalion, the death company. In this putrid peacetime, these men of war, without a place in the world, dismissed on the spot like flunkies - they are my men. I can feel their anger, their hatred. I have only them, and they have only me. History is made with outcasts - people at the bottom of the barrel. Inflame their anger, give them bombs and guns - I will make a revolution with them!

We pushed this country into war and led it to victory. We shed our blood for the fatherland. Today we found the Fasces of Combat! For the future, the vanguard, the revolution! Today, Fascism is born!

Fascism - a beautiful creature, made up of passion, ideals, courage and change, that will conquer millions and millions of hearts. Yours too, I'm certain. Follow me, you'll love me too. You'll become Fascists too.

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>My 17 year old son Nate, who is on the spectrum, had his phone out at a family dinner, and I told him that he couldn’t use his phone at the table. He told me that I was a “raisinskin t50 swarthoid” and that I “wasn’t getting into hyperborea”. He also kept talking about someone named Cobson, and he called me an “ESL FNF Jartycuck”, whatever that is supposed to mean. Does anyone on Reddit know the meaning of these words?

Read this In a wine mom voice.

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>>18135538
a whiny wine mom on the verge of tears

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>>18135559
Yes. Do it.

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OP.

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>DSFTUIJHoidfouiktr98578j879jmtruoiyuu9i0s89ivo089k7uvw49uk0qv9GFDSIJOHB543Q89YMN6Q54378KHJ90YW4FTGRNMJIOHBTRSJHMIUSRTJIMNGTBHRYFDJMNKJGMFHNIKFGHJMKNIGHBMKNFDFOMOYGFDRJY734679476TTF78UHER9MU789M654HN,09I56N659IUOMYT[H0JP ATRE0Y-[W45Y-0UAER-0HOGWR[OP;DFYW0-;OPWFRY0P-I;WY89045YF5[490-CDYF24PQQ[-P=RF=[-[W=R5VY654=[GV]=]0=-

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>>18135620
I'm laughing so hard. GEG.

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https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_copypastas/3
>im 13 years old,im gonna post this message,and leave Soysphere for good,i didnt knew in what shit i stepped in,i though this was a random shitty anti troonslop site,since i hate troonslop and stuff,yea,soryy for esl or whatever. Anyways,i dont feel like jakking anymore,also powersky is a mediator,im not joking.

Read this in a caca voice.

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OP.

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File: This video is obvious bait.mp4 📥︎ (1.01 MB, 720x720) ImgOps


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>>18135804
If you're gonna put effort towards baiting, at least make it literal bait and switch or something.

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Is this too long or fine? Read in an authoritative voice.

Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)

Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Me

1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).

2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.

3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck

4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"

5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.

6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.

COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.

- END OF LICENSE -

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>>18135853
brb he will be here soon

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File: 1788996256629j.mp3 📥︎ (1.71 MB)

>>18135853
too lazy to add effects for a 'toss this long but he read it anyway

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Read this in a Pepe voice. 'pasta from the olden days of 2024.

>the average day of a Shartynigger

>go on phone
>watch autism slop on the way to middle school
>browse the Sharty and spam DNB cuz it’s le Sharty culture or something (It came from twitter)
>go back home
>mommy made chicken nuggets!
>eat them
>go to sensory room and play with your fidget spinners

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>>18136287
what even is a pepe voice

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>>18136307
>NUSOIS, WHAT IS THIS?

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>>18136339
Voice this based off how you think I probably sound like.

Jesus Christ, the deep voice saying "MOMMEE MADE ME CHICKEN NUGGETS" made me burst in tears. I'm such a weirdo that I laugh at such stupid little shitty details.

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Another pretty long one.

>HOLY ESTROGEN-INDUCED REAL WOMAN PERIOD™ PASTIES… IS THAT… COULD THAT BE?????!!!! NO!???? VOMITGVRL69 HAS UPLOADED A NEW AMBIENT BREAKCORE ALBUM TO XER YOUTUBE……? BUT I THOUGHT SHE OVERDOSED!!???? IT SAID SO ON XER REDDIT! OH MY SKY DADDY, OH MY SKY DADDY, JUST CALM YOU/YOURS/YOURSELF DOWN ALICIA…

>*clvunk* *clvnk* mmmmhrrrrm, I’m sure transhearting this mechanical trans rights are human rights™ mouse R🤮ddit (alt-right hellsite btw) recommended me… now let’s see…
>OH. MY. FAUCI. TRACK ONE’S NAME… I’M IM ABSOLUTE FEMALE PERIOD AWE, I TELL YOU/YOUR/YOURSELF… “layer 02: slitting my wrists” WITH A PINTEREST GLITCHCORE ANIMU GIRL (literally me) AS THE THUMBNAIL!!?!?? HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA LET’S ALL LOVE LAAAIIIN!!!!! YAAAAAA KYAAAA I FEEL SO GIRLY
>ad plays
>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal 🤮dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
>vomit-inducing, awful, D minor spacey plug-in pad with such prominent delay and reverb that it’s barely audible and has been amplified to its LMS 0DB value just so it isn’t silent
>NYAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD SH- I MEANT, ANY PRONOUN’S REALLY OUTDONE ANY PRONOUNSELF THIS TIME:):£/&/)/)/)/£/
>lain voice clip
>UUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>HOLY PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN. THAT HAS TO BE… THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, IMMERSIVE, LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER, WILL EVE- WHAT THE LE FUCK?!!!!!!????? LAIN-SELF-HARMER92 UPLOADED A NEW TRACK????? “BENADRYL-DELIRIOUS SELF-SABOTAGE”!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>18135449
Antimatter

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>>18135804
if you give an IPA transcription for what korean words are being used the friend will be willing to amerimutt it



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