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I would lick my gums all day. My tongue would have so much freedom to move around, and I could squish and kneed it without it hurting. Imagine how nice it must feel for your jaw to finally close all the way, and how you could stretch all the muscles and ligaments without your teeth getting in the way. Your jaw would be so relaxed and your mouth would be so moist, so sleep would be awesome. Pressing your gums together and ribbing them across one another probably feels like an orgasm. And gnawing on stuff and brushing them in general. Is this a fetish? Is there something wrong with me? I want all my teeth to get lose so I could wiggle pluck them all out. It has to hurt a bit though, but be bearable, so I have to try some and wait, and then come back for each tooth. Otherwise it wouldn't be as fun. I kind of want to get dentures but I'm still in my 20s

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Seriously, I want to know if this is a shared opinion

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just dont brush your teeth and eat nothing but sour patch kids cereal

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this is 100% becoming a copypasta

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Yes but you'd have to eat nothing but soup for the rest of your life

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>>18135344
Geg I assumed it already was one

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i feel like i already read this before

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imagine how good it would feel to have no gums. just the feeling of your jaw. no tongue, just teeth and bone.

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>>18135293 (OP)
If you think this sounds good, just imagine how enjoyable it would be to have no bones whatsoever.

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>>18135347
I could easily just get dentures doe. Literally no downsides

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It would be a horrific pain in the ass since you wouldn’t be able to eat anything tasty.

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>>18135454
Literally just carry dentures. And I'd argue a lot of things would be MORE enjoyable to eat. Imagine a tender steak or sushi

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>>18135482
>Imagine a tender steak
You need teeth to chew it. You can't just swallow steak whole.

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>>18135494
bro eats a steak like fred flintstone

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You know what? I wouldn’t mind just drinking beverages and soup for the rest of my life. It would save time and keep me skinny.

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>>18135550
drinking calories is how you become leviathan doe

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imagine how good it must feel to extract the teeth of an fbi ten most wanted fugitive and fuck that mouth hole and rape the criminal and then put the teeth into bullets and shoot the fbi director with the teeth bullets out of a drone and when they open it they match the dna to that of an fbi most wanted and they don't know who did it but they see that one of the most wanted fugitives had teeth extracted and of course they never find out about the torture and oral rape but you know what you did to him

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>>18135608
everyone says this

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