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 β„–18134180[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

I'm going to get my ass beat tommorow

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Context?

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By who

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you should throw your poop at him

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nigga gonna get beat up in school

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why

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who and why?

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shoot xim

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fight back

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Had to do some dumb group project with these people I don't know in one of my courses, we all got together after and I was trying to lighten the mood by talking about how much I hate this girl in a different class I'm taking, apparently it's the guy's girlfriend and he told her everything I said and he wants to fight me now, it's a community college too so I don't think this guy gives a shit if he gets expelled. Am I fucked?

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>>18134320
Literally fight back

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>>18134333
I stopped growing at 5'4

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>>18134320
He might be just fucking around, but in the case he is being serious, do not throw the first punch so you can get legally be the victim and he gets expelled. Also, of course you should not taunt him if you see him again, don’t remind him of what he said, if possible you and him will just go on with the day like nothing happened.

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This fuckers probably gonna kill me!

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>>18134341
Grab his nuts nigga twist em pull em poke his eyes do whatever nigga just try not to hit your head into a wall or get stomped on

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>>18134333
kkk id roll

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>>18134358
I already taunted him when he tried to get me to apologize I also called him slurs online because I'm retarded so if anything happens I'm probably getting expelled because little white boi was heckin racist!

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>>18134452
Have you ever taken an IQ test?

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>>18134376
Geg I didn't even realize

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>>18134469
No but I'd assume I'm not very intelligent

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>>18134452
Nigga come on, genuinely what were you thinking?

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>>18134495
I don't know man I'm fucked

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At first I thought you made some guy clitty leak because of snca, but now it's kinda your fault and a life lesson, unless you beat his ass.

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Check the news tommorow if I get killed so you can post on /news/ that a 'teen was heckin murdered

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But being serious I'm actually really scared because this guy's not white so he's definitely gonna chimp out and curb stomp me

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>>18134585
Do what you can on defending yourself.

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>>18134452
Please show what you said to him

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>>18134452
Nigger do you know how to fight

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>>18134608
I just said he was getting worked up over nothing and that he's gonna break up with his slut girlfriend soon anyway
>>18134628
No

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>>18134643
Is he bigger than you

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>>18134648
By quite a bit

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>>18134661
How much

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>>18134585
Bring a knife or suicide vest rigged with TNT in self defense

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>>18134664
Idk 7-8 inches taller and not skinny like me

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i hope he rapes your butt when hes done

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>>18134664
if he is much bigger than you, then you should just completely submit to him and let him ravage your inferior anus. especially if he is black.

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>>18134676
He's like Hispanic or something

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>>18134341
>>18134452
>>18134585
This is a fetish thread

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Latinx

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>>18134681
He's not black nigga

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>>18134683
Idk what to say nigger you fucked up and now you gotta pay the price thats just how life works

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>When you're actually about to get killed but since you're short and white people think it's a fetish

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>>18134676
follow this advice, he might be DL

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He probably isn’t actually going to kill you and if you are really that afraid of him taking your life then call the police or some shit, you’ll look like an asshole when you’ll tell them but you won’t be in bbc prison

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>>18134735
its my fetish i want you to get raped and abused

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>>18134735
Can't you just avoid college for some time? Maybe get some plastic surgery and change your name/gender?

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If you have to, get any weapon you can, improvise if you don't have any readily available. Try to avoid him if you can, if you end up facing him, fucking run, jump fences, do whatever to make him lose you. Don't corner yourself.

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>>18134756
>Can't you just avoid college for some time? Maybe get some plastic surgery and change your name/gender?

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>>18134759
kkk id geg

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>>18134747
Not happening
>>18134756
If I miss this class anymore my grade goes down a full letter

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>>18134756
OP dodis and transition, if you're a cute tgirl instead of a manlet then he'll be more likely to sodomize your hole instead of kill you

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>>18134765
What would the opposite of id rape be called, because I think it happened to me (put this on happenings btw)

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>>18134781
id blessing
also not doing that cause im a retarded slf and idk how to use the wiki

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>>18134778
Listen to me nigger

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>>18134180 (OP)
How autistic are you?

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>>18134797
Very I guess

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>>18134788
Shut your fucking mouth

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>>18134809
Kys fucking swarthoid pedokike

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>>>18134788
>Shut your fucking mouth

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>>18134801
Im the only one giving you actual advice and you aren’t responding to me yeah nigger get fucked tommorow geeeg

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>>18134826
Chill let me check

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OP i can tell that you're submissive and twinky, you should completely submit your virgin hole to his superior cock

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>>18134748
I don't think the police will care but this nigga is gonna kill me

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Probably

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>>18134847
Why wouldn’t they its their job

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>>18134855
It's just gonna make me look like an idiot if this guy doesn't even do anything

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>>18134869
So he said he was gonna beat you up right

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>>18134875
Yeah but like I'm probably gonna get killed if I get knocked out

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>>18134869
Its still a threat of assault and he can still get in legal trouble doe

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>>18134897
Yeah but that would be a pussy move

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>>18134900
Its either be a pussy or die nigga

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I can't just call this guy slurs and then call the cops

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bring pepper spray and a rape whistle

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>>18134906
Bring a weapon or something then idk

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>>18134903
Maybe I won't die
>>18134914
Then id go to jail
I think I'm fucked I might just have to drop out

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>getting the everliving shit beat out of you because anything else would be a pussy nove

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>>18134180 (OP)
rip xisstaa

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>>18134925
>Then id go to jail

If you choose a jihad vest as your weapon then you can't go to jail.

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>>18134925
You probably wont

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Let’s dox that nigger instead geg.

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>Let’s dox that nigger instead geg.
dodis and send 'za

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>>18134341
nigga just try to poke his eyes out in the fight he will concede quickly if you do it

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>>18134948
And block your head

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We are not doxing this guy geg

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>>18134948
>>18134953
I'm not gonna fight back I don't even know what I'd do, I'd just embarrass myself

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>>18134954
is it because he's black?
if he's black, you should submit your holes to him

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>>18134954
Yes we are, bring it on.

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>>18134959
Do you care more about not dying or about embarrassing yourself

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>>18134961
He's not black

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>>18134964
Well when you put it like that not dying, but in the moment I'd probably choose not embarrassing myself

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You should use a jihad vest, as suicide is the most honorable way to die.

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>>18134976
nigga if you let him beat you up you will look like a cuck at least try to fight back and if you get a chance poke his eyes out or start digging in his eye socket

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>>18134982
Suicide will send you to hell.

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>>18134976
Not dying is still more important doe

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>>18134986
I can't reach his eyes probably

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>>18134976
OP please lock in, you really need to fight back. Besides, he’s a spic, you had enough hatred for him to call him and his girlfriend slurs, so use said hate to fight him too.

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>>18134988
>Suicide will send you to hell.
If you commit suicide, then you are an honorary japanese and subject to the afterlife of shinto rather than that of any abrahamic religion. As such, you will be a spirit who assists the living and eventually becomes part of the family kami. This is why I advocate for suicidal jihad.

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>>18135002
Okay I'll try but I seriously doubt I'll do anything

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>>18135002
Tsmt geg

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This is actually quite sad for me doe, I'm gonna miss you soyteens

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OP what semi-non-lethal weapons do you have for this?
If he comes up to you first trying to punch you whilist you try to get away then you have the rights to self defence (unless you live in a cucked country)

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>>18135020
Nigger you aren’t gonna die

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>>18135025
None since I'm pretty sure I'm on a watch list I haven't bothered getting anything that could get me fedded
>>18135028
Yes I am nigga I am done for

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>>18135020
You won’t die nigga don’t worry, nobody is retarded enough to kill someone in a college
>inb4 niggers are
Niggers aren’t intelligent enough to enter college.

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>>18135038
Community college

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op can i put my balls in your jaws your jaws balls in your jaws can i can i can i can i

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>>18135039
He still has his life to lose if he kills you because you called him mean words doe

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when he tries to speak to you try and say you are sorry and tell him you are autistic unless you know hes just gonna jump you or some shit

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>>18135039
You’ll be fine OP.

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>>18135048
I'm not gonna apologize to this spic or his slutty girlfriend

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I hope op gets out of this situation alright

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Have sex with his girlfriend. Or rape his girlfriend. Either way, you win.

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>>18135053
What does he look like

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>>18135053
either way update us tomorrow we wanna know what happens

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>>18135061
6'5", hung, black, and muscular

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>>18135053
You have nothing to lose by at least trying it, if you do it then do so to his girlfriend first, women are more empathetic and perhaps she’ll tell him to not do anything after all.

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>>18135053
i really really hope he rapes you

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>>18135062
>inb4 it was an elaborate bait

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>>18135072
Same. Especially if he's black

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>>18135061
Like 5'11 kinda looks Native American in the eyes but he has a Latinx name

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>>18135080
Is he Mexican?

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>>18135062
If I survive it's the first thing I'm gonna do geg

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OP is going to become another bvll's spadeson geg

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>>18135080
Is he muscular or is he fat

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>>18135084
Idk probably

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>>18134341
>I stopped growing at 5'4

OP when are you going to transition?
https://diyhrt.info/transfem/intro/

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>>18135087
Just a little muscular I think not that much doe he just has a weight and height advantage

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>>18134452
>calling xim slurs online
geg niggretard you cooked niggerself

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>>18135089
I wish it was you in this situation nigga

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>>18135101
i wish he rapes you

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>>18135101
kek is the little 5'4 tgirl mad?
don't resist it, the sooner you start hrt the better

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>>18135096
>>18135080
Nigga it's not nearly even over unless the spic has some fighting expirience
Go give xim takis and tacos as a sorry or smt

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>>18135096
Practice boxing and wrestling moves before you fight him or something geg

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>>18135112
Nigga…

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>>>18135101
>kek is the little 5'4 tgirl mad?
>don't resist it, the sooner you start hrt the better
actual groomer itt

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>>18135110
He might idk if he's willing to fight me over this small shit I'm guessing it's not his first time

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>>18135124
How fat is he

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>>18135124
Or maybe his clitty is really sensitive

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>>18135133
BLACK men don't have clitties, they have footlong raperods

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>>18135130
Maybe a little? I don't think he is

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>>18135143
Hes not black doe

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Do you own a lethal weapon

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>>18135169
Look up isis manuals on how to make jihadi vests

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How should I prove it's me in the next thread if I survive

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>>18135169
yes you do,its called your penis
rape him.back

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Guys he's not gonna rape me this is real life not prison

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>>18135194
>Guys he's not gonna rape me
You're a tiny little 5'4" twink, so who knows. In the BLACK community little ytbois like you are ideal breeding stock.

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have sex with his gf

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>>18135194
no cap beat his ass then lay with his gf

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>>18135194
just wait…

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Anyways OP give us his name so we can β€˜za him.

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>>18135249
Yeah that's definitely what's gonna happen

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>>18135244
>>18135249
based nigger itt

@op take megaroids and practice taekwondo then beat his shit and creampie his foid

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>>18135169
YES YOU DO IT IS CALLED YOUR
C O U R A G E
O
U
R
A
G
E

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did he actually promise you a fight

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>>18135257
Sorry guys I'm not gonna give his name, you'll find out when he kills me

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>>18135262
no cap on god for real OP needs to IMPREGNATE the adversary's bitch

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>>18135272
what state you live in nigga

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>>18135268
He said he would

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>>18135282
Florida

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>>18135284
"would" as in considering it or guaranteeing it?

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>>18135288
stand your ground laws or some shit.
pop a glock in his butt

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>>18135300
would as in morning wood because the two of them are going to have gay sex also the faggot is probably a poser, loser because he goes to a community college and some soyjak nerd called his shrill bitch annoying and niggers notoriously do not like facts

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>>18135300
It's guaranteed I don't think he would have any reason not to do it, especially with his slut girlfriend probably pissed at me

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>>18135288
Orlando?

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>>18135334
I'm not gonna say any more in case some nigga also goes here

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>>18134452
geg you're cooked blud πŸ’€

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>>18135342
Are you Cuban?

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>>18134320
Bring a firearm, meet him just outside of campus grounds, wait for him to approach you, and shout
>I'm scared for my life!
And if he keeps approaching, magdump him

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>>18135366
Then Miami gets disqualified as the possible location.

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OP just take out your phone and start recording

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>>>18134320
>Bring a firearm, meet him just outside of campus grounds, wait for him to approach you, and shout
>>I'm scared for my life!
>And if he keeps approaching, magdump him

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I'm not old enough to own a Glock or any other handguns

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You have to be 21 in Florida

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>>18135381
and accuse him of being indian, and start repeating back whatever he tells you in an indian accent

>"imma beat you up for talkin shit mbout my girl"

<"oooh saar, i am going to uh beat you up for tarking shit aboot maiy girl, saaar!"

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>gray ID
It's too sentient

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Okay I'm gonna try to go to sleep since it's really late, I'll update you niggas if I don't die, if I do keep 'jakking or something

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God that was pathetic

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>>18135497
crimenvke

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I screen recorded me posting and deleting something with my post password so I'll post that if I survive tommorow as proof I'm the same guy

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-

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bump

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bvmo



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