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Hi hi ‘teens!

I’ve been cooking for nearly all my life and it bums me out that not a lot of ppl know how to cook because they think it’s too difficult

So Today, im gonna show you guys how to make carnitas at home the easy way and prove that it doesn’t have to be a complicated overwhelming mess to make good food at home

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Jannies please approve i’m interested.

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Cooking more like nerding

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>>18126441 (OP)
Traditionally, carnitas are slow cooked in lard, but I wanted to make it simple with less mess and taste just as good

I’m cooking with a 10 pound pork shoulder roast. But you can make it with any amount of meat you’d like. I started by roughly cutting it into sections and cramming the cuts with crushed up garlic, bay leaves, and cinnamon sticks. Along with some chopped onions on the side

Normally you’d juice an orange and leave it in there too. But I’m poor af and am too lazy to get an orange. So I tossed in some cubes of frozen orange juice.

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>>18126470
Next I sprinkled it with a seasoning mixture of cumin, garlic powder, chili powder, salt, pepper, and dried oregano. Next you’re supposed to put a bottle coke Mexican coke with it too. But I don’t wanna go to the store, and im not goyslave and don’t have any GoySlurp in my fridge. So I’m using molasses and agave syrup since it’s the primary flavor in coke cola.

Now normally ppl cook it in lard. But that’s greasy af so imma be cooking it with some homemade chicken. I’m too lazy wait for it to defrost so I just put the frozen block on top for it to melt in the oven

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>>18126441 (OP)
dem shits look like marshmellows

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>>18126519
Now that everything is assembled it make look silly pilled. But dw. It’s part of the process. Next I’ll be covering up the clay pot and putting it in the oven for a few hours to cook the pork until it’s fall-apart tender and full of flavor. Wait till it’s done and I’ll update you on the results

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Gem thread

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this thread would be a gem if you didnt self insert as tranime amputee fetish porn

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can you stop avatarg fagging and post ur thighs already

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>>18126596
Short update on the carnitas

It’s always good to check on the pork every now and then to be sure it’s kept moist and now accidentally drying out. As you can see, the chicken stock has melted down and it’s just getting started. It’s always good to mix the juices it’s simmering it to expand the flavor through the meat

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what is a carnita that looks like ass

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>>18126911
Good question nusoi!

Carnitas is a latinx slow cooked pork that is fall apart tender when complete. It’s often used on tacos or burritos or anything you can think of. And It’s best in fresh tortillas topped with diced cilantro and onion on a hot summer day!

Dw about it looking like ass, nusoi. Somethings cooking can be a leap of faith from what looks like coal and straight into gemmies!

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>>18127010
We say nussini now, oldsoi

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>>18127010
are you a spic

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Cooking is so fucking easy, it just takes a bit of time.
And even then, you can slap together a very nutritious and delicious meal in a less than 20mins if you pick good ingredients.

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>>18127086
geg shitskin

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go up gem

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>>18126441 (OP)
>being OP eating raw chicken which you call cooking and getting salmonella, tapeworm and ass parasites you already had from gay sex

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>>18127271
>being OP and self inserting as tranime amputee fetish porn then eating raw chicken and dying of salmonella, tapeworms, and ass parasites you got from gay anal sex

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cooking isnt hard just put some beef tallow in a pan and then put ground beef in and in 10 minutes time you have a good healthy meal

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op has a nugget fetish DNI

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>op has a foot fetish DNI

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>having a nugget fetish or something

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>>18127394
thats aryan nussini personally i dont have a nuggetr fetish but i respect the hustle i think op is baller as fuck for just putting his interests out there and generally not giving a fuck.

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>>>18127394
>thats aryan nussini personally i dont have a nuggetr fetish but i respect the hustle i think op is baller as fuck for just putting his interests out there and generally not giving a fuck.

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>>18127420
YOU ARE OP STOP RIGHT NOW

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>>18127562
no im not ok nussini

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>>18127562
Slow down on the clitty leakage there, nusoi

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youve never cooked, just stop

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>carnitas



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