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 â„–18123659[Quote]

You wake up during the night, awoken by a giga genie that floats in your bedroom. He offers you a deal: you may chose to poop all the poop of your life in one go, from tommorow until 1 week later you will have constent poop coming out of you. To help you he gives you one credit to purchase an "upgrade" to the deal.

- The toilet is extremely comfortable and made exactly for you, it's also very sturdy and won't get clogged. (without that you will have to use your own toilet)
- The genie offers you a device that has every game, book, movie still that still exist physically exist in the world.
- The genie offers you to poop a regular poop, no explosive diahrrea or constipation (without that you'll poop every poop like you would have pooped without the offer)

to make the deal simpler, time will freeze and you'll be in a pocket dimension. Also you can't die. Do you accept the deal? What upgrade do you chose?

>that's the genie btw

 â„–18123768[Quote]

>>18123659 (OP)
Shitting for a week straight is going to permanently destroy your anus

 â„–18123773[Quote]

>You wake up during the night, awoken by a giga genie that floats in your bedroom. He offers you a deal: you may chose to poop all the poop of your life in one go, from tommorow until 1 week later you will have constent poop coming out of you. To help you he gives you one credit to purchase an "upgrade" to the deal.
>
>- The toilet is extremely comfortable and made exactly for you, it's also very sturdy and won't get clogged. (without that you will have to use your own toilet)
>- The genie offers you a device that has every game, book, movie still that still exist physically exist in the world.
>- The genie offers you to poop a regular poop, no explosive diahrrea or constipation (without that you'll poop every poop like you would have pooped without the offer)
>
>to make the deal simpler, time will freeze and you'll be in a pocket dimension. Also you can't die. Do you accept the deal? What upgrade do you chose?
>
>>that's the genie btw

 â„–18124568[Quote]

>>18123768
the genie spare you that



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