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 β„–18121979[Quote]

ITT we describe our dream girlfriends

 β„–18121997[Quote]

Tall dominant white female

 β„–18122007[Quote]

Actually….
I’m gay

 β„–18122010[Quote]

she should have big breast, sharp teeth, long hair, be a teacher, eat bad students, be made of paper and love oreow

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Maybe in another time

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i will never have one, it doesn't matter

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>>18121997
legitimate soyboy ova here

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pink skin

 β„–18122064[Quote]

and glasses

 β„–18122109[Quote]

hates niggers

 β„–18122127[Quote]

chinese,not ugly,my age

 β„–18122140[Quote]

big eyes
5'4-5'6
preferably white
straight hair
says nigger
not a whore

 β„–18122165[Quote]

taller than me, chubby to morbidly obese, dominant and aggressive but secretly insecure, secretly loves being treated softly in private, ideally white

 β„–18122194[Quote]

>>18122165
this nigger cracks fat bitches!!!

 β„–18122225[Quote]

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>>18122194
yeah… ever since I had a morbidly obese sex friend I only like fatties

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>>18121979 (OP)
*bf
cute / feminine
shorter than me
black hair
maybe bright eyes
not abusive or perpetually bitter/angry

 β„–18122239[Quote]

Has similar interests, showers, likes sex, isnt a whore

 β„–18122246[Quote]

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Black, curly hair, shorter than me, is not a fucking prude that doesn’t want to fuck, doesn’t drink or smoke bc this shit is just poison, isn’t fucking ghetto niggress, loves me, dresses like a normal human being, no preference for eye color tbh, but brown are the most common for blacks, and the same age as me/slightly older, has experience in sex but doesn’t have a loose pussy, not some BBW nigger, but not a skeleton

 β„–18122247[Quote]

>>18122227
Are you a wompa

 β„–18122249[Quote]


 β„–18122255[Quote]

>>18122247
no im a faggot

 β„–18122258[Quote]

>>18122255
Okay fuck you

 β„–18122259[Quote]

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The girl at my job who's short with curly blond hair and wears glasses and has big boobs

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>>18122247
yes i am why

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>>18122261
show booba as snopes

 β„–18122275[Quote]

don't listen to the guy who said im gay hes obsessed with me o algo asi

 β„–18122282[Quote]

>>18122273
you first

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>>18121979 (OP)
my moms best friends daughter

 β„–18122296[Quote]

red
large bumper
and has 4 wheels that go round and round and round and round

 β„–18122307[Quote]

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>>18121979 (OP)
these guys

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>>18122249
because fatties have fat tits, fat asses and thighs, they also tend to be insecure which is cute

 β„–18122316[Quote]

Strict and confident career woman, ideally white, my age or older

 β„–18122336[Quote]

>>18122309
yea but most tend to be disgusting and unattractive

 β„–18122357[Quote]

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>>18122307
>lust posting

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>>18122336
depends some fat wompas have cute faces

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>>18122307
Nigga wants to fuck his browser

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>>18122227
>*bf
>cute / feminine
>shorter than me
>black hair
>maybe bright eyes
>not abusive or perpetually bitter/angry

 β„–18122436[Quote]

>>18122425
why is it so bad though

 β„–18122437[Quote]

Tall dominant and muscular

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>>18122227
aryan
muscles are good too doe

 β„–18122477[Quote]

>>18122436
enjoy aids i guess

 β„–18122478[Quote]

exactly 5 foot 1.2 inches
dravidian (covered in cow shit so her skin tone is ever darker)
extremely long hair
VERY promiscuous
a10 eyes
somewhat chubby
never trims her nails
never showers
likes the idea of walkable cities
plapable

 β„–18122485[Quote]

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She would look like this and be very wholesome

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>>18122365
>>18122336
true but like 40% look cute which is a lot considering that fatties are a huge chunk of women and have alower msv

 β„–18122514[Quote]

White, high sex drive, keeps things impersonal

 β„–18122525[Quote]

>>18122227
I dispise faggots but tops are aurguably more evil then bottoms, your a pedo

 β„–18122544[Quote]

>>18122525
*despise
*arguably
*you're

 β„–18122553[Quote]

>>18122525
at no point did he mention sex

 β„–18122591[Quote]

>>18122553
he wants a small boy

 β„–18122596[Quote]

>>18122591
sorry, he wants a small *sweet boy

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>>18122591
i do im a faggot and i like short boys with anger issues,idk who the foid is its probably someone falseflagging me

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>>18122591
>boy
have you ever met a guy with a twinkish build that is not a boy nigga
how is that any different than wanting a short and sweet gf like everyone else in this thread

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>>18122613
most fags were molested as children btw go kys

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>>18122640
I think that's also weird

 β„–18122668[Quote]

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vanilla

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>>18122640
twnks loose the look at 25 doe also look at the multitude of evidence that shows corraltion between pedos and fags

 β„–18122683[Quote]

what if it was mommy miss circle

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its a man

 β„–18122696[Quote]

5'9 chubby trans girl

 β„–18122700[Quote]

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>>18121979 (OP)
marriage

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>>18122700
glad to see apeson got over his porn addiction, even if he's still abusing benadryl

 β„–18122843[Quote]

>>18122477
i want a straight or bisexual boyfriend as a wompa duh. i am just scared if he wasn't straight hed leave me for a guy, and even if straight hed leave me for a prettier wompa

 β„–18122860[Quote]

is it so bad i have a preference? i do not understand

 β„–18123104[Quote]

>>18122525
hey im no guy :[



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