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>be born in moscow from 2 lesothan parents who immigrated because it's too hot in lesotho
>gets epi'd
>goons to 'z
>goons to 'p
>saw the pencil store and said "what if i make my own?"
>draws porn
>animates xer first porn and proudly publish it on the internet in 2017 just like how soviets announced xheir sputnik in 1957 (oh my fauci!)
>draws MORE ROMANTICAL COMEDY SCETSHES
>epi kids with bathroom vidreoleon about step simbling cats about captain falcon and dr steward having sex
>Draws shitcest
>Draws dykekikery
>Draws both shitcest and dykekikery
>moves to finland because it's too "hot"
>draws more epi
>epi kids on the 'tok
>gets lazy eye because xer eye can't handle it anymore because xhe spends too much time gooning and drawing
>decided to go to the park and train xer strained eye by looking into kids
>goes back home and secretly draws Rouen as shota because xe look like it
>Draws more EPI
>draws yet another gorillion LIZ AND ROU COMEDY SCETSHE where xhey fuck on the moon before artemis VI
>Braps even more
>BRAAAP
>Draws another thrembillion Liz and Rou before switching to Yue and Cody
>drawing tablet dies
>porn gets banned
>go broke
>live in the streets
>acks
The end

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Read my story niggers



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