/soy/ - Soyjaks

nu repost since the old thread got catty wiped

At this point many ’teens have seen Eva (“Ace”) / @serene_necrosis leak onto xitter. Ace is a wheelchair-using, AuDHD, LC/ME, pagan communist who goes by they/them, describes xemself as pansexual and agender, votes Jill Stein, and is married to a “DOS” (Descendant Of Slavery), xer Black autistic caregiver. Xe recently blew up after saying xe hoped lesbian bar “Last Ditch” would get firebombed for making one night a week mask-optional so it wouldn’t financially collapse.

The xitter wordswordswords would be funny by itself, except Ace has a caca. Xe masks the kid basically everywhere, claims the child has never been sick, and has apparently decided the baby has autism, ADHD and long COVID as well. The same handful of masks are reportedly reused until they become increasingly musty, while Ace has also admitted to smoking weed around the baby and smoking while pregnant. Absolute medicalGQD behaviour.

Ace also let xer cat die of liver failure in a heap of dirty laundry, then presented the whole thing as some kind of anti-establishment “win", because apparently euthanasia is heckin' CIA o algo.

Ace’s household “OPSEC” and terminal xitter paranoia has somehow reached the point of making xer Black husband greet completely uninvolved wagecucks while armed (lord only knows how badly that arrangement could go if the unexpected person at the door were police rather than Papa John’s). Of everything in the chive, this is probably the most immediately concerning part: terminal xitter paranoia has now reached the point where some wagecuck showing up at the wrong door can end up staring at a firearm.

So, the goal?

'OX, APE & CPSNVKE

'Teens have already sent many 'zas, a boxNVKE and various catalogs are on the way, but we need YOU to do more. Due to xer terminally online nature, xe posts about EVERY TIME something happens, generating INFINITE SEETHERALDS

This child is in genuine immense danger from this irl slopjak, and at the bare minimum, needs to be helped. Also send 'zas, we can't help but have a few gegs, in the end.

DOX:
SOCIAL MEDIAS
Xitter: https://x.com/Serene_Necrosis
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serenenecrosis/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@serenenecrosis
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/aceserenity.winters.7/
Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/serenenecrosis
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serenenecrosis
Discord: @serenenecrosis
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/serenenecrosis.bsky.social
Mastodon: @serenenecrosis
Substack: https://serenenecrosis.substack.com/
Spotify: @serenenecrosis
Telegram: https://t.me/serenenecrosis
Signal: @serenenecrosis
Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/Ace-Winters
Cash App: https://cash.app/$AceSWinters

PERSONAL INFORMATION
Name: Eva Kathran Simpkins
Alias: Eva K Simpkins, Eva Simpkins, Eva Kathrann Simpkins, Ace Serenity Winters (post‑transition), Ace Winters
DOB: 2 January 1999
Age: 27
Address: 10797 E Virginia Ave #G, Aurora, CO 80012
Nation: US
Email: serenenecrosis@gmail.com
Phone: (629) 420-3514
Education: Ouachita Parish High School, class of 2017

/SOY/ THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0926-1434-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/18072826.html
MORE UP TO DATE /SOY/ THREAD 'CHIVE (PDF): https://x0.at/gGHb.pdf
KIWI FARMS THREAD: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eva-kathrann-simpkins-ace-serenity-winters-serene_necrosis.247495
/RAID/ THREAD: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/315725.html

CPSNVKE WAS DEPLOYED IN THE LAST THREAD, AND MANY NORMALGQDS HAVE DONE IT NOW. CONTINUE SENDING 'ZAS, AND OTHER MINOR INCONVENIENCES