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ITT we make violent gigaquotes
>Ripping your little sister's face off with a bowie knife then wearing it before throwing her off the 9th floor of your apartment complex, disemboweling your parents and hanging them off the balcony by the guts, stealing their car keys and running over several pedestrians, crashing it into a light post and lunging at a police officer, stabbing him in the lungs and taking him as a hostage in public before being encircled, bashing his skull on the pavement, slitting your throat spraying blood everywhere and having your body mangled by gunfire dying instantly

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up

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Gemerald

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I did this once geg

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>Shoving and brutally raping a millionaire 24-year-old female CEO in broad daylight as she exits her office then taking her as a hostage to negotiate a transfer of life-changing fortunes to your associate but being tackled by a good samaritan and having your skull exploded by a police sniper, painting her in blood and brain matter giving her C-PTSD for the rest of her life and preventing her from pursuing her ambitions

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>Raiding a nuclear power plant for its nuclear waste so you can build a dirty bomb and detonate it in a population center but forgetting about acute radiation exposure and dying in a pool of blood, vomit, and piss as you make your escape through the woots

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do dis

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>Creating a new political movement that gradually wins seats in your country's congress and senate, becoming a supermajority and electing a president, sparking a global war that leads to hundreds of millions of deaths including UN peacekeepers and innocent civilians

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>robbing a bank with your partner, killing a random civvie who wanted to be a hero and liking killing so much you start spraying everyone, go out and continue the rampage in the street, ending only when a swat team with automatics get to you.

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>Assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand causing every single major conflict since 1918

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>Committing mass killings against wicked people, the first one breaking your heart, the second one a little bit less, the third one a little bit less, eventually growing to like it (the Talmud told you to destroy all memory of the Amalek)

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>paying several prostitutes for what they believe is an orgy at your house before locking the door behind the last one and burning them to a crisp by throwing molotov cocktails at the siding

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>>18119868
meds it's pretty funny

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>Bombing orphanages
>Raping the homeless
>Shoving brown people onto the metro rails

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>>18119409 (OP)
Song name?

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>>18119953
ai generated

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>Doing 200mph through a school zone because your wife left you, running over a loving family of four who came to pick up their toddler, traumatizing several teachers, students and parents; t-boning another car, killing a single father who was bringing lunch his only son at home, mixing blood and his fast food meal on the dashboard in a horrifying mess; getting out unscathed, stumbling home and putting a bullet in your wife's, then your own, head

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>kidnapping japanese children to drive them to North Korea

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>>18120122
no giga..

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bump



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