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I killed a fly in my room today

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I killed a homeless guy with a knife

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>>18119004
OY DOCTOS

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i murdered a foid in 2005

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i threw a potted plant outside the window in the class a couple of years ago and killed some cleaner lady it was a couple floors up

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>I killed a homeless guy with a knife

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I killed thousands of ants as a game when I was a kid

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Ban OP for animal crush.

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I killed myself tomorrow

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I killed a spider on the floor

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i spit on a roach so much it couldnt move anymore and then melted it with a lighter

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>>18119263
their shell turns transparent then white when they melt
interesting

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i stole a stick of ram from school

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>>18119029
>i threw a potted plant outside the window in the class a couple of years ago and killed some cleaner lady it was a couple floors up

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I burned a moth to death on a stove

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i saw a huge ass bee a few months ago and accidentally stepped on it

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>swallowing a worm whole as a caca

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I paralyzed a cockroach and stabbed it to death with a toothpick

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>>18119350
keyed,fuck roaches

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the sharty has had 3 mass shooters but never any casual murderers yet and i think thats sad :(

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>>18119361
no its keyed

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I vacuumed all the cockcroaches in my dorm room

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>>18119361
>never any casual murderers
nigger that's like a solid 1% of the userbase which is already way more than any normal site

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>>18119383
i dont think there are any deaths associated with this site that arent from mass shootings or suicide encouragement

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I killed someone in among us once

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i slayed your mom because my penis go boing boing

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>>18119406
because they don't admit to their crimes, soot was a fed and his buddies have been monitoring since day 1, do you think anybody here would admit to what they did?

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I took part in the Rwandan genocide and am technically a war criminal.

Growing up my family was poor. dirt poor. before Belgium came and fucked our country, the hutus were living in servitude to the tutsis. We farmed for them and they would give us cattle. Whe belgium came, they took the ones who were whiter and taller(the tutsis) and put them over us. It was a miserable existance for any hutus at the time. When belgium left they put the hutus in charg.

Our hutu government had proclaimed that the tutsis were inferior. that they were cockroaches. 17 year old me lapped it up. our tutsi neighbors seemingly had loads of cash and wealth and we were poor. It started off with me and my family listing to RTLM, the anti tutsi radi system, but it slowly grew more than that. soon we were taking part in hutu pride parades, wearing interahamwe tunics and shirts. Ill never forget the day my papa brought home machtes and passed them out to me and my brothers. He told us that soon the tutsi cockroaches wuld recieve their commupence.

I was riled up, my friends were too. One day, my papa told me that today was a big day. he gathered the whole family and some hutu neighbors up around the radio. He told us to bring our machetes. The broadcast was normal until the middle when the radio told us "couper les grands arbres , couper les grands arbres maintenant "

we instantly began attacking our tutsi neighbors. I personally cut down two little girls across the street from us. Not an hour later did i join up with Georges Rutuganda and head to his compound. we went on raids during the day, dumping the corpes of our victums in trenches, sometimes leaving there bodies on the street.

We raped, we looted, we killed. we burned a church with people inside. I knew it was wrong, i did but i was to late to stop then. It didnt even last 100 days but it felt like a long time. When the RPF stareted to grow closer to the capital, multiple of m interahamwe brethren fled, in fear of them. My father told me to leave the country so i would survive. I did and went to kenya and then to yemen and finally moving to france, where i am now.


I regret what i did. I see that Georges Rutuganda was charged with war crimes and died in prison. I guess i belong their, but im too scared to turn myself in. I hate what i did. i wish i didnt and i wish i never took part in it. My papa was killed in a battle with the RPF and i havent seen my siblings since the first day of the genocide. Im sorry

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>>18119495
NO FUCKING ARROW

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>>18119495
>nusois are irl failtrolls

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>>18119495
what book or documentary is this from

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>>18119556
nothing, its my real account.

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>I took part in the Rwandan genocide and am technically a war criminal.
>
>Growing up my family was poor. dirt poor. before Belgium came and fucked our country, the hutus were living in servitude to the tutsis. We farmed for them and they would give us cattle. Whe belgium came, they took the ones who were whiter and taller(the tutsis) and put them over us. It was a miserable existance for any hutus at the time. When belgium left they put the hutus in charg.
>
>Our hutu government had proclaimed that the tutsis were inferior. that they were cockroaches. 17 year old me lapped it up. our tutsi neighbors seemingly had loads of cash and wealth and we were poor. It started off with me and my family listing to RTLM, the anti tutsi radi system, but it slowly grew more than that. soon we were taking part in hutu pride parades, wearing interahamwe tunics and shirts. Ill never forget the day my papa brought home machtes and passed them out to me and my brothers. He told us that soon the tutsi cockroaches wuld recieve their commupence.
>
>I was riled up, my friends were too. One day, my papa told me that today was a big day. he gathered the whole family and some hutu neighbors up around the radio. He told us to bring our machetes. The broadcast was normal until the middle when the radio told us "couper les grands arbres , couper les grands arbres maintenant "
>
>we instantly began attacking our tutsi neighbors. I personally cut down two little girls across the street from us. Not an hour later did i join up with Georges Rutuganda and head to his compound. we went on raids during the day, dumping the corpes of our victums in trenches, sometimes leaving there bodies on the street.
>
>We raped, we looted, we killed. we burned a church with people inside. I knew it was wrong, i did but i was to late to stop then. It didnt even last 100 days but it felt like a long time. When the RPF stareted to grow closer to the capital, multiple of m interahamwe brethren fled, in fear of them. My father told me to leave the country so i would survive. I did and went to kenya and then to yemen and finally moving to france, where i am now.
>
>
>I regret what i did. I see that Georges Rutuganda was charged with war crimes and died in prison. I guess i belong their, but im too scared to turn myself in. I hate what i did. i wish i didnt and i wish i never took part in it. My papa was killed in a battle with the RPF and i havent seen my siblings since the first day of the genocide. Im sorry

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>>18118993 (OP)
I nuked an entire country by accident once.

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>>I took part in the Rwandan genocide and am technically a war criminal.
>>
>>Growing up my family was poor. dirt poor. before Belgium came and fucked our country, the hutus were living in servitude to the tutsis. We farmed for them and they would give us cattle. Whe belgium came, they took the ones who were whiter and taller(the tutsis) and put them over us. It was a miserable existance for any hutus at the time. When belgium left they put the hutus in charg.
>>
>>Our hutu government had proclaimed that the tutsis were inferior. that they were cockroaches. 17 year old me lapped it up. our tutsi neighbors seemingly had loads of cash and wealth and we were poor. It started off with me and my family listing to RTLM, the anti tutsi radi system, but it slowly grew more than that. soon we were taking part in hutu pride parades, wearing interahamwe tunics and shirts. Ill never forget the day my papa brought home machtes and passed them out to me and my brothers. He told us that soon the tutsi cockroaches wuld recieve their commupence.
>>
>>I was riled up, my friends were too. One day, my papa told me that today was a big day. he gathered the whole family and some hutu neighbors up around the radio. He told us to bring our machetes. The broadcast was normal until the middle when the radio told us "couper les grands arbres , couper les grands arbres maintenant "
>>
>>we instantly began attacking our tutsi neighbors. I personally cut down two little girls across the street from us. Not an hour later did i join up with Georges Rutuganda and head to his compound. we went on raids during the day, dumping the corpes of our victums in trenches, sometimes leaving there bodies on the street.
>>
>>We raped, we looted, we killed. we burned a church with people inside. I knew it was wrong, i did but i was to late to stop then. It didnt even last 100 days but it felt like a long time. When the RPF stareted to grow closer to the capital, multiple of m interahamwe brethren fled, in fear of them. My father told me to leave the country so i would survive. I did and went to kenya and then to yemen and finally moving to france, where i am now.
>>
>>
>>I regret what i did. I see that Georges Rutuganda was charged with war crimes and died in prison. I guess i belong their, but im too scared to turn myself in. I hate what i did. i wish i didnt and i wish i never took part in it. My papa was killed in a battle with the RPF and i havent seen my siblings since the first day of the genocide. Im sorry

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i think i've killed hundreds of gnats in the past few weeks
annoyinng little fucks, am trying to genocide them from my indoor plants

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>>18119421
MEDS NOW

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>>18119688
yikes glownigger you won't get me to say anything today

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>>18119698
STOP NOOTICING



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