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 â„–18116984[Quote]

>2025

>Go on the sharty


>complete 14 different captchas in a row


>get 1 wrong


>do it again and get it right


>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder


>go on /soy/, my favorite board


>Complete another 10 captchas


>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus


>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them


>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"


>Ok.


>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny


>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.


>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.


>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p


>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended


>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"


>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread


>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis


>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen


>Report them for embedded 'p


>Post is taken down immediately


>Feelsgood.jpg


>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot


>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40


>Site goes down for the 4th time this week


>It's da cord


>Site prepares a raid on the discord server


>Jump in the thread to support the effort


>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic teganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image


>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved


>I get a popup on my computer


>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!


>Reason: Discord coal


>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal


>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting


>I take another look at the slopjak


>Then I see it


>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner


>tfw it's an embedded mameson


>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal


>"It's too late"


>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers


>eardrums burst


>My computer starts hissing loudly


>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth


>zooms in on my house


>Computer catches on fire and explodes


>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead


>Get a phone call


>"Turn on the tv"


>Do as I am told, turn on the television


>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL


>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see


>DOLL barges into my house


>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes


>"Who's your dada?"


>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy


>Whatever


>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p


>Life is good


>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck

 â„–18117011[Quote]

did this really happen

 â„–18117055[Quote]

midfag gem

 â„–18117057[Quote]

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>>18117034
>goons to 'p
OYYYYYY

 â„–18117081[Quote]

gemmy 'pasta

 â„–18117084[Quote]

this stupid shit 'pasta made me geg outloud like a retard

 â„–18117098[Quote]

This will be NWO implemented to The Party btw

 â„–18117102[Quote]

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>>2025
>
>>Go on the sharty
>
>>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>
>>get 1 wrong
>
>>do it again and get it right
>
>>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>
>>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>
>>Complete another 10 captchas
>
>>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>
>>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>
>>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>
>>Ok.
>
>>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>
>>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>
>>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>
>>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>
>>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>
>>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>
>>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>
>>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>
>>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>
>>Report them for embedded 'p
>
>>Post is taken down immediately
>
>>Feelsgood.jpg
>
>>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>
>>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>
>>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>
>>It's da cord
>
>>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>
>>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>
>>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic teganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>
>>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>
>>I get a popup on my computer
>
>>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>
>>Reason: Discord coal
>
>>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>
>>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>
>>I take another look at the slopjak
>
>>Then I see it
>
>>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>
>>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>
>>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>
>>"It's too late"
>
>>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>
>>eardrums burst
>
>>My computer starts hissing loudly
>
>>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>
>>zooms in on my house
>
>>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>
>>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>
>>Get a phone call
>
>>"Turn on the tv"
>
>>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>
>>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>
>>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>
>>DOLL barges into my house
>
>>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>
>>"Who's your dada?"
>
>>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>
>>Whatever
>
>>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>
>>Life is good
>
>>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck

 â„–18117104[Quote]

2004 this never happened there's no evidence for that



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