â„–18116984[Quote]
>2025
>Go on the sharty
>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>get 1 wrong
>do it again and get it right
>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>Complete another 10 captchas
>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>Ok.
>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>Report them for embedded 'p
>Post is taken down immediately
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>It's da cord
>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic teganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>I get a popup on my computer
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>Reason: Discord coal
>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>I take another look at the slopjak
>Then I see it
>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>"It's too late"
>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>eardrums burst
>My computer starts hissing loudly
>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>zooms in on my house
>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>Get a phone call
>"Turn on the tv"
>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>DOLL barges into my house
>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>"Who's your dada?"
>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>Whatever
>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>Life is good
>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
â„–18117011[Quote]
did this really happen
â„–18117055[Quote]
midfag gem
â„–18117081[Quote]
gemmy 'pasta
â„–18117084[Quote]
this stupid shit 'pasta made me geg outloud like a retard
â„–18117098[Quote]
This will be NWO implemented to The Party btw
â„–18117102[Quote]
>>2025
>
>>Go on the sharty
>
>>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>
>>get 1 wrong
>
>>do it again and get it right
>
>>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>
>>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>
>>Complete another 10 captchas
>
>>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>
>>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>
>>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>
>>Ok.
>
>>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>
>>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>
>>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>
>>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>
>>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>
>>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>
>>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>
>>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>
>>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>
>>Report them for embedded 'p
>
>>Post is taken down immediately
>
>>Feelsgood.jpg
>
>>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>
>>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>
>>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>
>>It's da cord
>
>>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>
>>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>
>>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic teganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>
>>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>
>>I get a popup on my computer
>
>>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>
>>Reason: Discord coal
>
>>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>
>>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>
>>I take another look at the slopjak
>
>>Then I see it
>
>>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>
>>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>
>>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>
>>"It's too late"
>
>>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>
>>eardrums burst
>
>>My computer starts hissing loudly
>
>>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>
>>zooms in on my house
>
>>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>
>>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>
>>Get a phone call
>
>>"Turn on the tv"
>
>>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>
>>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>
>>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>
>>DOLL barges into my house
>
>>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>
>>"Who's your dada?"
>
>>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>
>>Whatever
>
>>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>
>>Life is good
>
>>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
â„–18117104[Quote]
2004 this never happened there's no evidence for that