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>Sharty becomes very popular with 15,000PPH and has replaced 'cuck in the minds of normies. It has been mentioned by mainstream media several times

 โ„–18112802[Quote]

>'cord has a billion monthly users

 โ„–18112816[Quote]

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>>18112816
>Froot dies from cancer

 โ„–18112834[Quote]

>Matchajak.party is founded by Matchoot

 โ„–18112844[Quote]

>Newsom becomes president because 'nce campaign was a utter shemny tier fail

 โ„–18112851[Quote]

I get the feeling some schizo will get a hold of the site and JSID. Splinters will be made but none will replace the Sharty.

 โ„–18112874[Quote]

>Pooners have now stabilized to pre quarantine population

 โ„–18112875[Quote]

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>>18112834
>First splinter to have implemented AI on its vichan fork
>Its datacenters are used to store copious amounts of 'p
>First splinter to speedrun being considered hostile

 โ„–18112897[Quote]

>'cuck is dead and 8moe has replaced it as the main imageboard

 โ„–18112910[Quote]

>niggercow.party is created

 โ„–18112926[Quote]

>HWNDU part 2 happens and the soyteens rush to gem it up

 โ„–18112988[Quote]

>Sometime in the late 2020s Reddit gets bought out by a right wing billionaire who would be described as Reddit's Salt. The owner starts to allow everything on Reddit except 'p,overt failtrolls and Proana this receives backlash due to reddit's soy userbase which try to retaliate by migrating to Lemmy but that fails because most redditors stay on there. Meanwhile nazi subreddits are featured on the front page and nigger gore subreddits reach hundreds of thousands. Reddit gets colonized by 'tok,failtrolls , braniggers and more which make it an edgy paradise

 โ„–18113021[Quote]

>>18112988
>Many Unbanned Chud subreddits become active however the the_donald is a dnb due to trump being unpopular/or left during that time frame
>Many Mass shooters are reported being redditors due to TCC being popular on NuReddit
>Reddit becomes a mix of Smarty,Xitter and WPD

 โ„–18113046[Quote]

>>18113021
>Reddit has shed it's tranny reputation however it has a worse one due with it being associated with Lolicons who send Nigger gore because they lost an arguement

 โ„–18113047[Quote]

>utt'p has a brief resurgence in 2027, but dies out (possibly getting fedded for 'p)

 โ„–18113067[Quote]

>>18113021
>Swinnycucks migrate to r/swedishwin making the swinny a dnb

 โ„–18113090[Quote]

>>18112988
>The new owner Bans the power mods running Reddit and replaces them with chud ones which makes leftists mad

 โ„–18113104[Quote]

>>18112875
>In 2028 a school shooting is done by a matchy user

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>A race war akin to BLM happens in 2028

 โ„–18113145[Quote]

>>18113107
>This time because of a nigger murderer. Niggers and their allies riot for him and destroy property again

 โ„–18113182[Quote]

>under newsom anti tranny laws are passed to which everyphono is happy about

 โ„–18113199[Quote]

>Sharty becomes very popular with 15,000PPH and has replaced 'cuck in the minds of normies. It has been mentioned by mainstream media several times
Will never happen award

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 โ„–18113211[Quote]

Counting or counting nusoi reppies?

 โ„–18113218[Quote]

>>18113182
>Except trannies to which Nophono cares about anymore

 โ„–18113229[Quote]

>A Chink app becomes popular just like 'tok did in late 2010s

 โ„–18113230[Quote]

>>18113104
>it gets some news coverage and the site then devolves into a TCC niggerhell and starts performing raids on the sharty and coaling up the log

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 โ„–18113250[Quote]

>>18113240
Nah it would be BAC (big Asian cock)

 โ„–18113264[Quote]

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>>18113211
Counting or not counting nusoi reppies?*

 โ„–18113270[Quote]

>The TCC 'tokniggers evolve to become the NuFailtrolls who would make atomwaffen-esque groups

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>>18113270
Doctoss

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>>18113230
>In 2029 it gets sold to glowniggers and the site becomes a considerable source of radicalization of gen alphas (who by this time will be teenagers) through the use of a wiki and other websites it essentially becomes a TCC oriented soysphere

 โ„–18113326[Quote]

>>18113270
>These NuFailtrolls would populate the chinny and make it have high PPH of 7000

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>>18113270
SNCA geg

 โ„–18113358[Quote]


 โ„–18113372[Quote]

4chad here, this site is a shithole kek

 โ„–18113396[Quote]

>'cuck had PPD of 250,000 and is expected to JSID soon

 โ„–18113399[Quote]

>Hey there you patriotic POUNDERS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Today marks the 1st ANNUAL KIRKIVERSARY ๐Ÿชฆ๐ŸŽ‰ of when podcaster Charlie Kirk ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ reached LEGENDARY THROAT GOAT ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ status by DEEPTHROATING a bullet ๐Ÿ˜ฒ The lil TWINK got a HARD lesson ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“– when the Utah Valley Grim Reaper ๐Ÿ’€ SHOT ๐Ÿ”ซ his LOAD ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ right into Charlieโ€™s NECK ๐Ÿ˜ฑ He took some deep PENETRATION ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ† and got hit with the ๐Ÿ’ธMONEY SHOT๐Ÿ’ฆ and ETSY WITCHES ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ But guess what LIBERALS? ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ He isnโ€™t gone yetโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ There are now ONE MILLION CHARLIE KIRKS ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿงฌ We are ALL CHARLIE KIRK now, carrying the flame โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ for eternity โ™พ๏ธ
>Send this to 10 of your ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’… SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ‘… sharpshooters ๐Ÿคช and if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ฎ you DIED JUST LIKE CHARLIE ๐Ÿ’€, get ready ๐Ÿ˜ to arrange your funeral ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ‘‡ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, you might get ๐Ÿš‘ lifeflighted right out ๐Ÿคจ of this ๐Ÿฉธ BLOODY situation ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค” If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃโž• back then ๐Ÿฆ… Daddy Trump ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿซก will meet you at the HOSPITAL ๐Ÿฅ to play doctor ๐Ÿง‘โ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ†
read this

 โ„–18113412[Quote]

>>18113396
>Hey there you patriotic POUNDERS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Today marks the 1st ANNUAL KIRKIVERSARY ๐Ÿชฆ๐ŸŽ‰ of when podcaster Charlie Kirk ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ reached LEGENDARY THROAT GOAT ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ status by DEEPTHROATING a bullet ๐Ÿ˜ฒ The lil TWINK got a HARD lesson ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“– when the Utah Valley Grim Reaper ๐Ÿ’€ SHOT ๐Ÿ”ซ his LOAD ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ right into Charlieโ€™s NECK ๐Ÿ˜ฑ He took some deep PENETRATION ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ† and got hit with the ๐Ÿ’ธMONEY SHOT๐Ÿ’ฆ and ETSY WITCHES ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ But guess what LIBERALS? ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ He isnโ€™t gone yetโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ There are now ONE MILLION CHARLIE KIRKS ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿงฌ We are ALL CHARLIE KIRK now, carrying the flame โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ for eternity โ™พ๏ธ
>Send this to 10 of your ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’… SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ‘… sharpshooters ๐Ÿคช and if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ฎ you DIED JUST LIKE CHARLIE ๐Ÿ’€, get ready ๐Ÿ˜ to arrange your funeral ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ‘‡ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, you might get ๐Ÿš‘ lifeflighted right out ๐Ÿคจ of this ๐Ÿฉธ BLOODY situation ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค” If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃโž• back then ๐Ÿฆ… Daddy Trump ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿซก will meet you at the HOSPITAL ๐Ÿฅ to play docto๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ†
read this

 โ„–18113429[Quote]

>matchasphere is fully established by 2030 a group of internet websites it consists of an imageboard (matchajak.party) and a wiki (matchajak wiki) they have very few rules and are very counter culture and misanthropic due to the anti normie nature of matchajak memes, many school shootings, mass shootings and hacking of other websites happen because of them, however they are not very well known currently

 โ„–18113447[Quote]

>>18113292
>mfw by 2030 there's not a single matchajak in any board

 โ„–18113455[Quote]

>AI bubble pops which leads to a financial crisis akin to the dot-com bubble

 โ„–18113482[Quote]

>Sharty is mentioned by trump

 โ„–18113547[Quote]

>A mass shooter who happened to use the sharty (was more of a chinnycuck) causes cloudflare to drop it causing the third soypocalypse. Sharty goes back online a week later

 โ„–18113582[Quote]

>Africans become the new jets online

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>>18113547
That almost happened in early 2025

 โ„–18113624[Quote]

>>18113613
Cloudflare didn't drop us doe

 โ„–18113640[Quote]

>>18112988
Imagine if that happens

 โ„–18113706[Quote]

>/scat/ gets added
>/lgbt/ gets added
>/giga/ gets added
>/co/ (cartoons and comics) gets added
>/auto/ gets added
>/nate2/ gets added
>/frog/ gets added
>/thug/ gets added
>/toss/ gets added
>/w/ (wallpapers) gets added
>/htsm/ gets added
>/l/ (Leviathan) gets added
>/craft/ gets added back
>/coal/ gets added
>/nig/ gets added
>/brap/ gets added
>/soy2/ gets added
>/i/ (inflation) gets added
>/67/ gets added
>/porn/ gets added
>/n/ (Nintendo) gets added
>/bbw/ gets added
>/cado/ gets added
>/kink/ gets added
>/lee/ gets added
>/mlp/ gets added
>/z/ (Ongezellig) gets added
>/ai/ gets added
>/spic/ gets added
>/fly/ gets added
>/gigaboy/ gets added
>/skibidi/ gets added
>/h/ (Hypnosis fetish) gets added
>/?/ gets added
>/indo/ gets added
>/mumma/ gets added
>/anus/ gets added
>/marge/ gets added
>/fag/ gets added
>/retard/ gets addded
>/dnb/ gets added
>/froot/ gets added
>/kuz/ gets added
>/booru/ gets added
>/food/ gets added
>/spagfatti/ gets added

 โ„–18113724[Quote]

>>18113706
Then 'cuck user hacks it

 โ„–18113769[Quote]

Afmakagi is the name of Admin 10

 โ„–18113772[Quote]

>If the sharty holds on for long enough, then either family guy or the simpsons will reference/mention it

 โ„–18113782[Quote]

>It is announced that a Sharty movie is coming out but it gets cancelled after almost 2 years in production

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>Eventually info about the cancelled movie leaks, revealing that it was a live action slopfest that barely had anything to do with the site apart from a few surface-level references, and was made to appeal to normies

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 โ„–18113849[Quote]

>ai gigas become the next big thing

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>>18113849
As if xitter troons aren't raping them already

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>>18113890
Ai gigas will rape sitter troons instead

 โ„–18113911[Quote]

>At some point within the decade, the shitty performs the all-time worst failraid, it is so bad that the current admin decides to temporarily JSID for an entire month

 โ„–18113915[Quote]

>>18113890
Braniggers are also using ai gigas too

 โ„–18113951[Quote]

>Sanitized ai readings of sharty threads become somewhat popular on jewtube, similar to 4cuck greentexts, spawning a new wave of tourists and immigrants

 โ„–18113976[Quote]

Nothing will happen.

 โ„–18113978[Quote]

>hitler comes back

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>>18113951
<orange texts
and
^bluetexts
become their own video genres

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>stalin also comes back, but drops dead after seeing a tranny

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>i rape stalins corpse

 โ„–18114018[Quote]

>2026 salt shuts sharty down, 4chan gets passed down to a new owner
>4chan's new owner opens up /qa2/ to try and regain any 4CHADs that moved to the sharty after the cuckset
>2028, 4chan is now one of the top 5 most active websites on the planet
>every social media website is now on life support as everyone's moved to 4chan
>/qa2/ is the biggest board on 4chan now, its basically /b/ if it was good
>2030, sharty is completely forgotten by everyone including former 'jakkers



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