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Get a girlfriend or something
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>ive been doing nevergoon but im hard af and resisting the urge
>fuck this gooning is so raped
[Verse 1: Wario (TaigaTonic)]
Six Golden Coins, and a castle full of bitches!
Shadow in a lab, how my wrist is hella frigid!
Took out Rouge the Bat, and she gave me lotsa kisses!
I had to shoot my shot, and like G.U.N. I didn't miss it!
We're locked in, and I tell you I ain't bluffing!
The date's done… and Wario's wearing nothing!
My own man. If I don't wanna, I don't have to!
One minute out the cage you took up mission for Black Doom!
I'll have you stuck! Still! Standing in one place!
I'm quick to grab the cannon that'll have him in Subspace!
I wish you WERE in Smash! I mean you might be in some way…
But if we got to fight, I'd throw my bike at your dumb face!
[Verse 2: Shadow (Dilly!)]
Disgusting creature. You forget living's a privilеge
I'd pipe down now, if you could squish your way in it
I made a promisе to Maria, to give mankind a chance
But if Wario won't Move It. Then Wario, let's dance
Put a gun to your mouth, if you wanna swallow more crap
Don't want five years to live? Then you gotta go fast
Fuck the Chaos Emeralds. You need to control over your weight
Drop the Game & Watch the slop you shovel down onto your plate
You're a creep. Every princess knows that something is up
'Cause every Mario Party, they rush to cover their cups!
You use your overbearing scent to hide your life is in shambles
But you won't be the first rotten egg that I've made scramble
[Verse 3: Wario]
Poor past is so tragic, since you put up your own barrier!
Couldn't figure if you're a clone since they took out your character!
Was shot down to an edgehog because writers got lazy!
While I've been feigning for peaches since you were pushing up daises!
And your memories are hazy since Gerald mucked with Maria's words!
Wanna reflect that bad? Don't reverse her ideas first!
'Cause Number 1 will show you Number 2 if you act gloom!
And take those jewel and rings for the toilet seat in my bathroom!
[Verse 4: Shadow]
I'll drop the cuffs for some hard hits. You'll feel my punches ringing in your stomach like you're munching on garlic
If you called for help no one would bother
Cause you'd let your friends come second for a sliver of a Silver dollar
You hide behind your one accomplice cause you'll always be a pussy
Thinking Mario was mean to you? You've never seen a bully
So as you're down on your last limb, preparing to eat alloy
You'll wish that this was grade school and we were playing cowboys
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a wompa would not liek me
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>>18109643 (OP)Me too I havea 1 week streak and I wont breal it now no more gooning for the rest of my life
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>>18109829Talk to more foids instead of autistic weirdos on imageboards. Don't be afraid to let them know you're attracted to them. At some point at least one of them will want you to empty your balls in her.
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>>18109896Foids hate men who's using le bigoted woahjack nazi website
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>>18109919foids hate all innocent men and want them to die because they are demons
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>>18109941Tsmt. They only like niggers, chads, faggots, trannies, and illegal immigrant shitskins
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>>18109919Just don't be so autistic that you use soyspeak in real life
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>>18109970Nah the foids will hate you just for not supporting the Jewish libtard globohomo great replacement new world order satanism
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>>18109988They really don't care that much about a guy's political opinions when deciding if they want to fuck him even if they say they do. Look at generic hood niggers, ask them their opinion of faggots and you won't get a left wing answer but those niggers still get pussy. Same for a lot of frat type dudes.
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>>18110023But foids only like 6'7" chads or niggers
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>>18110033Meds I literally saw some attractive girl holding hands with a fat ugly spergish mexican dude shorter than her a couple days ago
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nevergoon is a meme just dont do it for 8 hours a day have some moderation
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>>18110047It's probably because that meximutt is an illegal immigrant
Foids love illegal immigrants because they're all libtards
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>>18110066No they like shitskins cause they act aggressive, but I could tell this dude was a nerd from his face and mannerisms
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just relax and eat a snickers like the imp in the picrel