/soy/ - Soyjaks

i'll post 17 gunjaks

We do this en

>>18109612
Rn*

We ALL are doing this

>>18109623
yes

>ITT WE RAID THE RU AND SPAM GEMS TILL IT OVERTAKES THE COAL AND WE OX AND RAPE NAMEFAGGOTS
[Verse 1: Wario (TaigaTonic)]
Six Golden Coins, and a castle full of bitches!
Shadow in a lab, how my wrist is hella frigid!
Took out Rouge the Bat, and she gave me lotsa kisses!
I had to shoot my shot, and like G.U.N. I didn't miss it!
We're locked in, and I tell you I ain't bluffing!
The date's done… and Wario's wearing nothing!
My own man. If I don't wanna, I don't have to!
One minute out the cage you took up mission for Black Doom!
I'll have you stuck! Still! Standing in one place!
I'm quick to grab the cannon that'll have him in Subspace!
I wish you WERE in Smash! I mean you might be in some way…
But if we got to fight, I'd throw my bike at your dumb face!
[Verse 2: Shadow (Dilly!)]
Disgusting creature. You forget living's a privilеge
I'd pipe down now, if you could squish your way in it
I made a promisе to Maria, to give mankind a chance
But if Wario won't Move It. Then Wario, let's dance
Put a gun to your mouth, if you wanna swallow more crap
Don't want five years to live? Then you gotta go fast
Fuck the Chaos Emeralds. You need to control over your weight
Drop the Game & Watch the slop you shovel down onto your plate
You're a creep. Every princess knows that something is up
'Cause every Mario Party, they rush to cover their cups!
You use your overbearing scent to hide your life is in shambles
But you won't be the first rotten egg that I've made scramble

[Verse 3: Wario]
Poor past is so tragic, since you put up your own barrier!
Couldn't figure if you're a clone since they took out your character!
Was shot down to an edgehog because writers got lazy!
While I've been feigning for peaches since you were pushing up daises!
And your memories are hazy since Gerald mucked with Maria's words!
Wanna reflect that bad? Don't reverse her ideas first!
'Cause Number 1 will show you Number 2 if you act gloom!
And take those jewel and rings for the toilet seat in my bathroom!

[Verse 4: Shadow]
I'll drop the cuffs for some hard hits. You'll feel my punches ringing in your stomach like you're munching on garlic
If you called for help no one would bother
Cause you'd let your friends come second for a sliver of a Silver dollar
You hide behind your one accomplice cause you'll always be a pussy
Thinking Mario was mean to you? You've never seen a bully
So as you're down on your last limb, preparing to eat alloy
You'll wish that this was grade school and we were playing cowboys

Operation
>ME AND THE BOIS RUNNING FROM THE DIDDY AHH BINNISTER NIGGAS AT SOYBOORU AT 3AM WHILE THEY TRY TO GROOM US INTO LIKING BABYJAK CORN

Okay we should coordinate an attack and spam some specific gem

Not all of them are bad though

I really hate booru's Warrior-Z worshipping
I hate worshipping anyone in general. The only person I worship is Jesus Christ, the Lord

>>18109837
Warrior-Z is a cordkike

>>18109850
Well boorufags don't care no matter what