/soy/ - Soyjaks

I guess that makes two of us

>>18109470
I know there are still a few around, like I think salt is one too. But most are gone and I don't know where they went.

offsiters won

>>18109490
Probably on to do better things than waste their lives on a shithole website

prove youre an oldfag or you get raped

>>18109535
I remember /dem/

You're being replaced by some sort of biomass that's really stupid, perverted and easy to anger

>>18109464 (OP)
I wonder what the next generation of imageboard culture is

>lying
[Verse 1: Wario (TaigaTonic)]
Six Golden Coins, and a castle full of bitches!
Shadow in a lab, how my wrist is hella frigid!
Took out Rouge the Bat, and she gave me lotsa kisses!
I had to shoot my shot, and like G.U.N. I didn't miss it!
We're locked in, and I tell you I ain't bluffing!
The date's done… and Wario's wearing nothing!
My own man. If I don't wanna, I don't have to!
One minute out the cage you took up mission for Black Doom!
I'll have you stuck! Still! Standing in one place!
I'm quick to grab the cannon that'll have him in Subspace!
I wish you WERE in Smash! I mean you might be in some way…
But if we got to fight, I'd throw my bike at your dumb face!
[Verse 2: Shadow (Dilly!)]
Disgusting creature. You forget living's a privilеge
I'd pipe down now, if you could squish your way in it
I made a promisе to Maria, to give mankind a chance
But if Wario won't Move It. Then Wario, let's dance
Put a gun to your mouth, if you wanna swallow more crap
Don't want five years to live? Then you gotta go fast
Fuck the Chaos Emeralds. You need to control over your weight
Drop the Game & Watch the slop you shovel down onto your plate
You're a creep. Every princess knows that something is up
'Cause every Mario Party, they rush to cover their cups!
You use your overbearing scent to hide your life is in shambles
But you won't be the first rotten egg that I've made scramble

[Verse 3: Wario]
Poor past is so tragic, since you put up your own barrier!
Couldn't figure if you're a clone since they took out your character!
Was shot down to an edgehog because writers got lazy!
While I've been feigning for peaches since you were pushing up daises!
And your memories are hazy since Gerald mucked with Maria's words!
Wanna reflect that bad? Don't reverse her ideas first!
'Cause Number 1 will show you Number 2 if you act gloom!
And take those jewel and rings for the toilet seat in my bathroom!

[Verse 4: Shadow]
I'll drop the cuffs for some hard hits. You'll feel my punches ringing in your stomach like you're munching on garlic
If you called for help no one would bother
Cause you'd let your friends come second for a sliver of a Silver dollar
You hide behind your one accomplice cause you'll always be a pussy
Thinking Mario was mean to you? You've never seen a bully
So as you're down on your last limb, preparing to eat alloy
You'll wish that this was grade school and we were playing cowboys

>>18109544
bait DNI

>>18109576
www.reddit.com

i remember hole guy btw

>>18109586
All those late nights spent clitty leaking at zelligaryan posts and BBC threads has honed your bait detection to a T

>>18109588
either that or xitter at this point

>>18109464 (OP)
What's some extremely niche shit from that time?

Yes. Get a job nigger

>>18109535
Anyone from soot era will recognize this video

>>18109611
Cobsontalks for one

>>18109642
Oh fuck I forgot about this. But that not what I was referencing. The video used to be on the front page of the site in soot era.

>>18109611
Uhhh the text that currently says
>soyjaks and other associated gems
Used to say
>their just drawings, calm down
For a while in kuz era

I wouldn't be surprised if some of them came back just because they got bored.

>>18109630
Sude

>>18109630
i'm a newgod and I know this from ed

>>18109464 (OP)
What was the /qa/ era like, unc?

>>18109730
That happened to me sort of. I left in doll era trying to quit my inageboard addiction and then one day randomly decided to check 4chan. That specific day happened to be during the hack, and I got curious and saw an article saying a "rival imageboard" hacked 4chan. I was like no fucking way was it the sharty? And sure enough there was the fucking sharty mentioned in multiple news articles. Then I came back and have been stuck here again since then. I shouldn't have tried to check 4chan that day.

>>18109787
Did you notice anyt peculiar features about newer users in your ethnological ventures?

>>18109767
really? I can't think of any obscure knowledge from the time that nobody else would know unfortunately

Larp

Genuine

>>18109798
For some reason people who joined in kuz era were basically identical to people from /qa/. But froot and quote era immigrants seem to be a lot more serious and kind of more autistic and less chuddy. A lot of them are either autistic puritan larpers or some kind of tranny who feels the need to make all soyjaks into porn.

I posted on /qa/ but I was more of a /trant/oid

>>18109838
Tell them to breathe deeply from their toilet bowl.

>>18109849
Ew

>>18109838
trvke

>>18109854
/bant/ now is just tranime pedo touhou spam, unironic tranny discord niggers, and retarded e-celeb/kpop orbiters, but back then it was kind of geggy. "ugly subhumans of /bant/" was the funniest thing ever to me, the fact that people like yonkers and akaribrapsniffer are even real humans that exist still fucks with my head.

>>18110144
Idk how far back you're talking but I remember looking there in like 2020-2021ish sometimes and it was mostly the tranny shit you mentioned in the first sentence

>>18109849
I was more /pol/