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CONFESSIONS THREAD
post most BRVTAL confessions ITT
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>Poop
and niggers dying

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>>18107541
WHAT. LE. FUCK.
THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING

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>>18107493
i think this way
on my life i will teach myself arithmetic and ill no longer feel as dumb my bproblem will be solved. goodbye

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>>18107069
awww ๐Ÿงก
*plaps you*

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>>18107547
you are the brimstone killing the sharty

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i had sex with a 17 year old when i was 18

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>annoucing your suicide on the soyjak shitposting website

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I sucked my brother's penis one time

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>>18107562
plap him more than once you selfish little fuck

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>>18107576
OOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>18107579
hey, im not running a charity here.

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>>18107590
lol I thought you asked if I was the brimstone killing the sharty i is esl

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>>18106747 (OP)
I said this in another thread but in my US government class I had to give a slideshow to the rest of the class and I looked at my slideshow before going up and I realized I had put: "Sources for source faggots" on the last slide with all my sources. I ended up leaving to go to bathroom where I sat there for like 20 minutes to wait for class to end. We ran out of time to do presentations and we had other shit to do so I never ended up going.

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>>>18107069
>awww ๐Ÿงก
>*plaps you*

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>>18107564
anyway this is a very rude thing to say to someone who's showing you sympathy, if you are that suicidal guy

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>>18107660
GEG?
How did your classmates react?

 โ„–18107696[Quote]

You're allowed to think this is bait, but I am an actual gay furry

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>>18107677
that's not me

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i raped someone

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>>18107696
show your costume

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jerked off

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in the early 2010s this kid named hoodie Saedvafa shit his pants on the bus from a long trip with the class and a teacher called him Poopy Saedvafa and then the whole school started calling hi it

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>>18107730
ewww!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

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>>18107718
same but like actually and it made me feel good

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>i raped someone

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>>18107734
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>shitting yourself on the bus

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>>18107720
I don't have a fursuit I just jerk off to gay furry porn and I have been for years. I'm also a 4chan immigrant from /trash/ but I don't make bait or anything, I use soyspeak, I make good threads, I'm the average soyteen except I'm gay and jerk off to furry porn

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>>18107678
I was given editing access to slideshow and edited it out but either way I never ended up presenting. The slideshow was about the preamble the constitution and how we were doing its goals. For example on the establishing justice part other kids said we were doing bad because of systemic oppression or something while I brought up an example where a black guy who had been let out of prison 7 times had beat a woman unconscious while streaming himself.

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>I gooned to 'p and I liked it

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>>18107777
why wont you stop doe

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>>18107818
Cant stop, cant stop

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Giggers….

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When I was caca I tried to Teach my sister to piss standing up

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>>18106747 (OP)
I have thoughts about raping and killing people constantly, and I want to fuck atleast half of my family members

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>>18107831
indian tcc please

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>>18107887
All the urine was running down her leg

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>>18107696
>>18107777
i believe you. i also jerk off to gay furfag porn and browsed /trash/ when i was still using 4chan.

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>>18107999
Ok nigga

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I draw fart porn on deviantart and take some requests from autists
I do it for free btw

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I left piss cartons everywhere around my high school for people to find. I would disguise it as a juice box, poke a tiny hole in it (so it doesn't look open), and have a little water bottle funnel my piss into it.
I'm pretty sure someone drank it one time cus a rumor spread that someone drank from a juice box and got really sick.

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>I draw fart porn on deviantart and take some requests from autists
>I do it for free btw

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>>18108051
can you draw verity please

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>>18107798
I hope the original person who said that was baiting

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>>18108031
Do you bait, or are you normal?

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I listen to -cuck songs unironically because I like them



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