/soy/ - Soyjaks

You have no thread watcher, you have no discussion, you have no community. You are a zoomer twisted by le epic maymays and obesity into a crude mockery of 4chan's averageness.

All the "validation" you get is from the other 3 dudes that browse your embarrassing mess of a website. Behind your back people go somewhere else. Your threads die with no replies to them.

20 years of Internet has allowed men to know exactly what they're looking for out of an imageboard, and a catalog with fifty identical threads with zero replies each ain't it. Your lack of a thread watcher is a dead giveaway that this site is not about discussion, it's about making a zero-effort post and leaving without even looking if anybody replies.

You will never be a real imageboard.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll make a r*ddit account, join a sub, suck the local admin's cock, and succumb to redditspeech. Your shartynigger "friends" will find you, post a soyjak and leave. They'll forget about you just like they forget all the threads they make after 3 seconds of making them. And once 4chan is back your awful imageboard will have practically zero activity, if making a retarded thread and expecting no replies can even be called activity.

This is your website's fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.