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I've been celibate by the grace of God for three weeks now and now I feel disgusted by the very thought of gooning. While before I would have giggled at goonbait on the 'log now I think in my head: "what a sad miserable man" about op
All goonbait threads you see are the work of satan to destroy your manliness and to make you fall back into your sins. The op is not your fellow soyteen, but the very devil who hates you and Christ.
I used to be one of the worst gooners ever if I can do it you can too by the grace of God.
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>>18098586
What relevance does this have?
Your nigger Muhammad copied what was good from the bible then shat all over it with his Arabic paganism

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>>18098593
>too many (You)s
it's so fucking over

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There's the four rivers, some people say Tigris and Euphrates obvious, but the other two people speculate on that.

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Ehmmm okaayyyy this is awkward

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The river Oxus, and the river Araxes, Sihon and Jaxartes.

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I don't agree with the Nile and the Ganges being the other two rivers

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Nophono deserves getting raped except for the christpillphonos

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this was my mentality a couple months ago and then I fell twice within a month. please pray 4 me

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People speculate the source of the Nile River, it does not rise there the mountains of the Moon further east, honestly I'm not sure where the source of it is, but the Bible says that river becomes dry.

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There's a large mountain of gold that confuses everyone that approaches it, they fall down dead, not sure exactly what does this seems to be some sort of creature like the manticore.

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The Book of Revelation describes that type of creature somehow it has that tail of a scorpion, body of a lion, wings of a bird, head of a man.

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Ancient people say not to approach such creature

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>>18098794
do you think its trying to describe something mechanical?
like i feel like it might be describing a drone or something

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>>18098794
could this be planes?

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>>18098847
Honestly description feels like one of those Big russian / american bombers

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>>18098837
Some sort of chimerical creature, something under the Euphrates, look at the sphinx that something like it, whatever that thing is many people fooled by it when they approach this mountain of gold.

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>>18098477
Post some gemmy dead palestinian babies please

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That area russia, that's gog and magog.

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also feel like ai will have a part in it

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>>18098875
Lemme know if you find any nigga im all out of dnb's

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I couldn't see my girl for reasons I'm not gonna tell past couple weeks (no i am not getting cucked nigga) I went retarded and gooned and now I feel like shit, I'm constantly praying to God for forgiveness and I hope I'll see her tomorrow and she understands me for we are one flesh

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>>18098891
The only place I hear gog and magog is in the mouths of Zionist Pentecostal neo prophet heretics

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>>18098943
I want to rape her

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>>18098900
you can get them on x.com

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>>18098955
Im not downloading xitter nigga not even for dnb gemmies

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>>18098953
I'll fuck you up fam, I ain't a giga but you'll be dead before you touch her

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>>18098972
Nah Id rape

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IT'S BASED AND CHRISTPILLED

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>>18098982
Hell nah timmy you're 5'5 and 40 kg with these noodle ass arms and legs skinnier than fucking nba yb

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>>18098943
blud's going to confess to his gf that he jerked off πŸ’€

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>>18098999
My name is Ahmed AbdΓΌl el'Razi and I have a gun

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>>18099006
I already did that

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>>18098972
why do you speak like a nigger

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>>18099019
Nusoi you have no idea how love and dedication feels like

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>>18099025
I'm a lightskin

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>>18099025
I have an idea

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>I'm a lightskin
Im going to turn you into a dnb and rspe your blsvk queen nigger

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>>18099013
And my name is Tyrone DeYourmommafucker

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My biwici is superior to your negro pecker BOY

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I'm involuntary celibate

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>>18099064
Maybe
BUT HAVE YOU EVER USED IT LMFAO

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>>18099076
Dont worry nigga your mature bww wont get no used up dick for her 70th birthday

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>>18099097
Nigga's speaking trigonometryπŸ’€

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Anyways NIGGER its been fun e-cucking you but now I gotta go drink a glass of milk and say goodnight to my grandma

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