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>Ai gigas become fully mainstream to the point where you facebook grandma even uses them. they are seen everywhere from 'tok,'tube (which would have allowed gif and images in comments by now),'gram,xitter and even chinese social media. billions of people wordwide have seen ai gigachads and use them activly

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>ww3 is over and china is balkanized as US troops rape beijing harder than the red army did to berlin

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>>18094320
nah ww3 would last longer

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>reddit gets bought out by a right wing billionaire (who is not elon) and the userbase gets replaced with braniggers like with xitter

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Non-existent since I will kill everyone by then

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>>18094335
nah i will kill everyone instead

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>China invades taiwan in 2027-2028 this war is known as the chinese unification war. the establishment in america supports taiwan meanwhile Marxist-leninists and dissident righters support china

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>>18094334
There are still tons of leftists of xitter so I doubt that all the redditards would leave.

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>>18094362
they won't leave xitter they would be on both reddit and xitter as reddit used to have a chud population

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the class party will form in Iran and be the catalyst for the coming international proletarian revolution

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>>18094358
>Millions of taiwanese immigrate to Japan

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>>18094358 imo this would happen later and start WW3 like the year after

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big ass crisis of capital maybe proles will start waking up when they're actively being conscripted and sent to die for useless nigger wars

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boris yeltsin will come back and start tnd and tcd and so on and so forth

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I doubt AI giggas will become that big tbh.

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>'cuck is ever deader with less than 350K PPD while the sharty and 8moe have replaced it as the most influential imageboard

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>>18094384
since it would be a marine war considering u need boats to invade it would be more than safe to assume china would have a blockade on taiwan. so the taiwanese couldnt flee anywhere

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>>18094412
Why 8moe?

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>A mini-race war akin to BLM starts in 2028 right as when trump is exiting

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it would be funny if ai gigas spread to facebook instead of shitter

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>>18094418
The new Floyd?

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>>18094417
because that's where braniggers would go and plus 8moe has better QOL

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>>18094423
it won't be about police but niggers will be the focus again

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Liberals will give all kids puberty blockers by default just in case until they turn 25

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>>18094419
Facebook is already an AI slop wasteland so it makes sense.

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>A new gacha game that panders to Fujos and braniggers gets famous it replaces genshin which would have been JSID by that point
>made by either Kuro or Hoyo

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>>18094437
liberals hate trannies now if that matters

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>Demobraps push anti-tranny laws in various states to which nophono gets mad except trannies

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>>18094463
Snopes?

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>>18094413
You're presuming China would want to keep the taiwanese from leaving. Letting a hostile population flee might be better than forcing them to stay and likely resist to some extent.

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>>18094477
yes but if boats can come in to pick up the taiwanese, the allied coalition of that war would ABSOLUTELY abuse it to sneak in gear and supply. letting any boat land in taiwan that isnt theirs is just retarded for china to do

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>>18094463
Not really, the dems are just throwing them to the wolves because they think they can pander to the moderate republicans

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>>18094476
talarico turned against trannies and demobraps have been pushing anti-tranny ads

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>nostalgiafagging over the 2010s begins

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>Repeating what my grandson said….. but with this handsome buff gray man attached to the message

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>>18094487
>a dubstep revival happens

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>niggas are now nostalgiafagging over the 2020s especially quarantine chinktok instead of the 2010s

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>>18094486
Guess you can't ignore the obvious grooming taking place in troon infested fandoms.

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>>18094499
nah that will happen on 2030s

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>>18094505
It's already happening.

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>>18094504
trannies are snca now and normies care about race and feminism now

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>pvtin dies without a clear successor so russian elites get together and stop the ukraine war out of pragmatism

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>>18094507
but it wouldn't be big until 2030s

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>>18094496
>dubstep revival

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>>18094309 (OP)
the bnwo will come true except it will be 1000x worse and driven by AI

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>sharty-8moe rivalry replaces sharty-4chan rivalry

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>>18094527
nah it would be anwo as china bftos everyphono with nukes

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>>18094513
Just like in the good ol days. Tbh those are more important issues than people you never see offline anyway.

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>>18094534
but china would also die in that situation so its nnwo (nophono's new world order)

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>the first NuNuSoyboys begin to emerge during Newsom's term
>unlike oldschool soyboys they are obessed with [future trendy drink],[future trendy diet] and [future tranime]

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zyzzposting

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>>18094570
>NuNusoyboys are into paleo diet

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>>18094570
newsom is so handsome and im not being a fag

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>nostalgiafagging over prank youtubers happens and its just a prank gets revived as a tagline

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>>18094587
>thats because gavin newsom mogs and jd vance is subhuman
<jd vance is SUBHUMAN???!!??

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>>18094595
geg i can already imagine gen alpha have anemoia over prank youtubers

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>Many Japanese demand banning chinese gacha games due to the chinese unification war

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>the first african braniggers start to appear as africa gains more internet access

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>kpop becomes popular again and Cortis stans start harassing everyphono who mentions their name

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>chinese warmongerers get sacked by chinese moderates in a coup bc a war with taiwan would fail as they are the most import dependent country on food and gasoline, bc nothing ever happens

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>>18094693
>they get supressed instead

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>Pepe the frog revives and gets mid 2010s popularity

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>>18094717
>However he would eventually get assoicated with cacas due to it being popular on 'tube shorts

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>>18094702
elaborate mr vagueposter

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>>18094761
tianamen

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>>18094770
ouuu shii

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>Japan finally has a proper military

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>trannies have become so SNCA because everyphono is talking about race,chinese unification war and other SECA that many trannies drop their LARP

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>>18094824
this is already happening

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>>18094824
how many posts have u samefagged here

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>A world leader (from some western european country) is assassinated after he tried to promote age verification

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>>18094868
this VILL happen

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>antichrist nwo is here and no one got raptured so everyphono just becomes a satanist instead

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>>18094907
>then those satanists turn into muslims

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>Israel Palestine becomes SNCA due to the latest race war

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>>18094955
>the IDF pulled of Gaza a long time ago and the shit in China is just too SECA

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>Donald trump mentions the sharty

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>>18094980
Won't happen sadly, he'll probably end up posting a 'jak.

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>Commies have turned against trannies seeing them as white colonialist phenomena and also because trannies try to distract from the China conflict and make it about themselves which commies don't like.plus china is anti-tranny

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>>18095000
imagine miggers flooding this site

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>>18094980
>newsom metions the sharty

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>In the Nu-Race war Niggers begin attacking Gooks and Jeets as white-adjecent

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The 22nd amendment is repealed and Obama wins a third term

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>>18095053
>maga immigrants

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>>18095109
no arrow so you're actually obama

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>>18095099
Call the police please.

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>CordsonBRAPS goes mainstream and becomes the coal that killing party.

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>>18095053
Like when r/thedonaldniggers fled to 4/pol/ (4niggers are still seething about them to this very day geg).

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>>18095129
how many subs he will have

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>>18095139
57 million

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>>18095147
too high i think around 5-10 million

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mr breast become presidesinbt of the united state of the americas

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>>18095169
mr br esat

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>>18095169
too young he would be 30

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>>18095169
mr beat ❀️

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>>18095129
TOTAL 'CORDSONBRAPS DEATH
Kill 'CordsonBRAPS. Behead 'CordsonBRAPS. Roundhouse kick 'CordsonBRAPS into the concrete. Slam dunk 'CordsonBRAPS baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy 'CordsonBRAPS. Defecate in 'CordsonBRAPS' food. Launch 'CordsonBRAPS into the sun. Stir fry 'CordsonBRAPS in a wok. Toss 'CordsonBRAPS into active volcanoes. Urinate into 'CordsonBRAPS' gas tank. Judo throw 'CordsonBRAPS into a wood chipper. Twist 'CordsonBRAPS' heads off. Report 'CordsonBRAPS to the IRS. Karate chop 'CordsonBRAPS in half. Curb stomp pregnant black 'CordsonBRAPS. Trap 'CordsonBRAPS in quicksand. Crush 'CordsonBRAPS in the trash compactor. Liquefy 'CordsonBRAPS in a vat of acid. Eat 'CordsonBRAPS. Dissect 'CordsonBRAPS. Exterminate 'CordsonBRAPS in the gas chamber. Stomp 'CordsonBRAPS skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate 'CordsonBRAPS in the oven. Lobotomize 'CordsonBRAPS. Mandatory abortions for 'CordsonBRAPS. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown 'CordsonBRAPS in fried chicken grease. Vaporize 'CordsonBRAPS with a ray gun. Kick old 'CordsonBRAPS down the stairs. Feed 'CordsonBRAPS to alligators. Slice 'CordsonBRAPS with a katana.

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>>18095183
imagine if that libtard becomes president

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>>18095147
He'll probably get arrested for grooming kids on der 'cord before that.

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>Soyteens have been replaced by pooners who coal up everything with restroslop and make soyjaks a symbol of transgender rights and fun instead of nazism

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>>18095207
>8moe becomes the chud paridise

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>Braniggers split on the china question (China Unification War) some support china because they think it is trad while others support Taiwan as they see china as communist

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>>18095207
TOTAL 'CORDSONBRAPS DEATH
Kill 'CordsonBRAPS. Behead 'CordsonBRAPS. Roundhouse kick 'CordsonBRAPS into the concrete. Slam dunk 'CordsonBRAPS baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy 'CordsonBRAPS. Defecate in 'CordsonBRAPS' food. Launch 'CordsonBRAPS into the sun. Stir fry 'CordsonBRAPS in a wok. Toss 'CordsonBRAPS into active volcanoes. Urinate into 'CordsonBRAPS' gas tank. Judo throw 'CordsonBRAPS into a wood chipper. Twist 'CordsonBRAPS' heads off. Report 'CordsonBRAPS to the IRS. Karate chop 'CordsonBRAPS in half. Curb stomp pregnant black 'CordsonBRAPS. Trap 'CordsonBRAPS in quicksand. Crush 'CordsonBRAPS in the trash compactor. Liquefy 'CordsonBRAPS in a vat of acid. Eat 'CordsonBRAPS. Dissect 'CordsonBRAPS. Exterminate 'CordsonBRAPS in the gas chamber. Stomp 'CordsonBRAPS skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate 'CordsonBRAPS in the oven. Lobotomize 'CordsonBRAPS. Mandatory abortions for 'CordsonBRAPS. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown 'CordsonBRAPS in fried chicken grease. Vaporize 'CordsonBRAPS with a ray gun. Kick old 'CordsonBRAPS down the stairs. Feed 'CordsonBRAPS to alligators. Slice 'CordsonBRAPS with a katana.

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>Every continent is a dystopia. USA rules all of both americas, UK rules most of Europe, Africa is now an anarchy with no countries, most of Asia is ruled by China and the CCP, Russia rules part of Europe and Asia, Oceania has also been taken over by the UK

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>>18095245
nah China Nvkes everyphono and ANWO happens

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>>18095109
wait obama uses the sharty

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>>18095245
>Uk rules most of europe
nah that would be RVSSIA

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>>18095245
>UK rules most of Europe
will never happen

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>>18095267
will never happen too

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>The current admin, Hedron enacts the three board plan, far worse than the five board plan. /soy/, /hobby/ and /nas/.

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>Zalphas are now the ones controlling meme culture

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>8moe surpasses 'cuck in PPH

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>Pooners start becoming an endargered specimen the pooner population is 25% of what it was in 2025

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>>18095329
lets hope this happens

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>>18095293
this is currently whats happening doe, arent they like 15 now

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>>18095342
currently it is controlled by zoomers but i see Zalphas becoming dominant in meme culture .

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>after newsom becomes president Companies except xitter start banning chud content

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>>18095377
this VILL happen

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>China war causes 5 million Taiwanese refueegs to migrate to Japan,Muttland or other countries



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