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ITT WE DO SOYJAKWIKI SPEEDRUNS>howOpen
https://soyjakwiki.org twice, on both of the tabs click "Random Gem", note the other random page you got, then close the second tab and open a timer/screen recorder, on the wiki tab, try to go from the page you first got to the page you noted, you cant use search or categories at all, you're only allowed to use wikilinks (those blue links, not the light blue ones) and you can only use Special:WhatLinksHere/{PAGE} once and you can only use wlh (what links here) on the current page you are in.
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β18091821[Quote]
did 1:58.28 from western civilization to jacobson
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>>18091821That's like 2 hours
β18091839[Quote]
Assassination -> Soot#Assassination_and_death -> 14Nate_Higgers88 -> Nate Higgers
i didn't count but i took like 4 minutes probably
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>>18091791 (OP)3:21 from soyjak babies to sproke boomer that shit was hard
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did 37.21 from uncut gems to soyjak.party
got lucky with that one
β18091878[Quote]
Chud Skirmishes -> Soylitics -> Sootism -> Soot
18.61 seconds (take 2 seconds because i got retarded and accidentally pressed the recent changes button)
β18091883[Quote]
Got from Andy to Alex Sazonov in 33 seconds using this
Andy -> SoyBooru -> ESL FnF Pedo (from the Coal killing the sharty footer) -> ESL -> Alex Sazonov
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Operation Kursor Kamp to Operation Name the Party in 10 seconds
Operation Kursor Kamp -> Failraid -> Raid -> Operation Name the Party (from the raid and trolling footer)
β18091895[Quote]
Footers are too OP so I'm gonna not allow myself to use them
β18091896[Quote]
just did Pizza (amerimutt perspective) -> Rulescucking but I forgot to set up the timer
β18091899[Quote]
>>18091883forgot to note that you cant use footers, but since i forgot to note that you can use footers
β18091903[Quote]
No footers this time, easider than expected
Jartypory to Kuz (Nigga Kuz's perspective) in 10 seconds
Jartypory -> Jarty -> Kuz -> Kuz (nigga kuz's perspetcive)
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RAT to Hypocrisy… dear god
β18091918[Quote]
J.D. Vance/TRVE VERSION -> SNCA -> Raisin -> Soycraft -> /craft/
31.51
β18091920[Quote]
RAT to Hypocrisy in 1 minute and 12 seconds
RAT -> Babyjak -> /caca/ -> DOLL -> Froot -> Mustard -> Mustard (detractor perspective) -> Hypocrisy
β18091940[Quote]
Wojackspammer → Rape
Wojackspammer -> Niggers -> Faggots -> Rapeson -> Rape (which just redirected to Rapeson again geg)
1:09
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soybooru.booru.org -> SameGODDing (the oppositefagged version of the oppositefag page) in 28 seconds
soybooru.booru.org -> Soydueling -> Leakage -> Tiny pecker -> BWC -> Oppositefagging -> SameGODing
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wanted to get to cobson
epi β niggerhell β rapeson β hornyson β cobson
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>>18091963was like 2 minutes
β18091970[Quote]
soyjak.party (normie perspective) to quantitative finance, gave up after nine minutes ill do another one
β18091976[Quote]
MΓ€rgerautismus syndrome > Schizophrenia > Schizophrenia/Readable_version → Meds
25.62 seconds
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>>18091976i should have figured out that'd happen
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>>18091970I managed to do this in 10 seconds
soyjak.party (normie perspective) -> Snarky.snappy (redirected to the section for it on the TCOAAL page) -> ChibiReviews -> United States
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>>18091970Geg I forgot, i'll try again, iremember that one of the links on there lead to quant finance
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>>1809198114 SECONDS, just add Quantitive finance afte runited states
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Uncut Gems to Animal
2:30
Uncut Gems->Wigger->Wypip->Niggers->Goyslop->Sproke->Sneed's Feed & Seed->Grooming->Furry->Animal