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tell me stories about your job

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I'm trans

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a homeless guy had a seizure in the middle of the store

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kek nusoi nobody here has a job

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I keep shitting in the bathroom sinks, I've been doing it for 5 years and still haven't been caught

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a shoplifter got body slammed against a wall by one of my coworkers

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>>18086996 (OP)
We had a new coworker who was 18 and overweight. One of our team leads was a woman in her late 20s-30s who was also fat. There was another coworker (who I’ll call Dan) who was really hard working and the best at the job. So this new coworker likes cracking jokes, and he goes up to the team lead and says β€œDan has OCD. You have OBCD (β€˜obesity’)”. She just stared at him for a second or two and walked away. I think she was mad at him for the rest of the day but he thought she wouldn’t mind because β€œI’m fat too”.

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I work as an aquagrimer at caca's parties. One day, an adult man and his wife and caca came up to me. His wife unironically said he wanted an ace of spades on his cheek. I drew it. The term QoS or something like that is not common in the place where I live, they probably didn't know. I mean there's no niggers at all.

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>>18087104
deja vu

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>>18087113
I've already written about this in a similar thread.

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>>18087104
I remember this

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>>18086996 (OP)
Ive been on and off wagekeking for a decade now. There is no notable stories. I can tell you during my covid layoff I made like $30K in unemployment money which was nice. The only stories are all just in my head If dat cute girl likes me or not though I get over this feeling quicker each day and hopefully will no longer have the desire to want a relationship.

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>>18087104
I guess you could say you drew a slopjak irl

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>>18087104
Where is the term QoS known in real life anyway? I always thought it was a internet porn thing

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>>18087104
Also I remember not so long ago I was drawing on caca's face and he asked me
>Do you have an Oliver Tree?
I tried to ask about it him more, but he just muttered something quietly

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>>18087208
No one will show it IRL, because it's literally a fetish. Its annoying when someone forces fetish publicly

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>>18087244
gemerald

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>>18087248
Maybe some random tranny does it or something

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One time when I worked at a conservation corp this one hag talked to a bunch of young people we supervised about who she wanted to fuck. Probably the most loser ass thing I've ever seen IRL.

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>>18087244
GEG
so sad the cacacaust killed this

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>>18087171
>becoming a tattoo artist to make IRL slopjaks

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I don't have a job right now, but at least I'm honest

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>>18087496
i dont think this was on a sharty server

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>>18087530
kid at the end said "gooder" thovghbeit

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no one here has a job

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>>18087539
i could catch more gems like that but i dont play online games that often

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>>18087244
funky ehh gem at the end

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We shovel up coal and feces at my job in Lesotho off the pathaways for 0.000000000000000000000001 US cent per year, or 1 million dollars in lesotho loti. One day Toboko, the new guy, disagreed with us agreeing thinking trans rights were human rights, and we all had a good laugh at his expense.

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i edit 'blox videos for a living (until i get a real job after college) and they're all mutts geg



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