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a htsm would ragdoll a jartycuck
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>>18085827yeah htsm has way more mass, i imagine the jartycuck is a frail skinny little twerp
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>>18085827Isn't he taking over the world though
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oh nonono nusoi you forgot something
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i would take being friends with hunky over the jartycuck any day of the week, the jartycuck is a pedophile while hunky is just a newfag who is easily baited
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>>18085835yeah he would get ripped in half
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>>18085885both are annoying faggots id rather just be alone tbh
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>>18085934yes but the jartycuck is worse
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Hunky wins by default because jartycuck is already hanging
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Jartycuck is bigger and has more experience, And could also bait hunky into giving them a opening, But jartycuck also has a big ass eyes and lips that hunky could easily target, His fucking brain being exposed probably is not good either, Hunky could reach in and scramble it or something
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>>18085969Jartycuck is already fucking dead hunky wins by default
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>>18085969I always saw that as an xray into his brain
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>>18085969I didn't think about this but you're right the jartycuck could probably bait hunky and make him leak so hard he loses
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>>18085922I can see that doe
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I imagine Hunky is like 5'7" while the jartycuck is 6'1" but the jartycuck is pencil thin so Hunky could probably body slam him into the pavement and kill him instantly
>>18085969His brain isn't actually exposed it's probably just a diagram
>>18085979As in, while not hanging
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>>18085997Wait what if hunky could use his leak as a advantage. Maybe push jartycuck back like a fucking pokemon attack or something
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nusoi rage
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>>18086013i just realized, that would be utterly disgusting
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>>18086013like what do you mean by this? him going leak mode where he sees red or his clitty leakage itself
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I think when hunky gets baited, adrenaline runs through his body and he goes into a feral frenzy like a sort of roid raged tank from lfd
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>>18086080Thats what I was thinking too
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hunky tries to kick jartycuck in the balls but they're so microscopic that he doesn't feel anything at all
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>>18086080This actually makes sense, I was thinking that hunky being baited meant that he would expose his weak spots to the jardee but i think both of these concepts are correct
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I think he would get baited and he would scrape his shoes on the ground and then charge like a bull
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hunky wins, jartycuck is 100 pounds while hunky is 430 and has baited newfag rage
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>>18086146The mental image of this made me geg irl
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I feel like hunky would win by default because the jarty cuck is hanging himself and would be presumably dead if not dying
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>>18086194the jartycuck is not hanging in this question
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>>18086146Would jartycuck be able to dodge him though?
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theres that one natetok where a jerdeecuck and nate get into a fight at the school cafeteria and it reminds me of this thread geg
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>>18086194He's not dead he just has an autoerotic asphyxiation fetish
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>HTSM
Strength
Hax
Abilities
Feats
Durability
>Jartycuck
IQ
BIQ
Speed
Jartycuck gets mauled by HTSM, low diff
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>>18086226probably but I dont think jartycuck could even hurt hunky
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>>18086261He'd throw one punch but break his wrist
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>>18086255I would say battle iq and battle iq would be the same though. If not htsm's would be higher since xis brain isnt dissolved by years of porn abuse
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*Iq and battle iq
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You're all forgetting the jartycuck has an entire 'cordpedo personal army
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>>18086294this is true, do they have prep time?
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100 cordpedos vs 1 gorilla
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I’d say the hunky would win because jartycuck probably has deformed hands and legs and couldn’t really punch good
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>>18086294they all have the combined strength of a stick
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>>18086294Hunky gets the entire swinny?
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HUNKY
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>>18086294Nah it's a 1 on 1 fight, otherwise hunky would have the whole swinny behind him as well
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no arrow so you are jerdee
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>>18086346I guess this would depend on the environment they are fighting in
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This raises an interesting question. If he's the Jartycuck, could HTSM be considered the "Shartycuck"?
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ITT We use AI to make a movie of a battle between hunky and jartycuck
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>>18086411I guess you could call him that but htsm is funnier
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>>18086411Htsm is the negative sharty natejak
The jartycuck is the negative jarty natejak
The shemmykike and shemmycuck are the negative shemmy natejak
And so on and so forth
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If hunky killed the jartycuck in this fight he'd be an honorary aryan
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this thread was funny