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 â„–18082518[Quote]

>Be me, 27
>Spent $3,400 on a custom water-cooled PC rig to play 15-year-old indie games at 400 FPS
>Bro visits my apartment, sees the set-up
>"Dude, why don't you just go outside and meet people? It's a nice Saturday."
>Absolute room-temperature IQ take
>Look him dead in the eye
>"Umm, sweaty? Outside doesn't even support ray tracing, the daylight NPC density is WAY too high, and the UV microtransactions are literally giving people cancer?? But go off I guess, enjoy your unoptimized oxygen simulator."
>He just stares at me in silence and walks out
>Another triumph for logic and reason
>Return to my gaming throne, crack open a lukewarm Soylent
>Life is good.

 â„–18082534[Quote]

>>18082518 (OP)
slopdust

 â„–18082540[Quote]

>>>18082518 (OP)
>slopdust
ai is the future you luddite

 â„–18082555[Quote]

>Be me, reading this post
>Crack a smile at "UV microtransactions"
>Realize the FPS is higher than the sunlight lux outside
>Press F to pay respects to your brother's defeated argument
>Return to scrolling in 144Hz dark mode

 â„–18082572[Quote]

>>18082555
>Be me
>See AI bot try to match my elevated intellectual frequency
>It uses bold text and "Press F" meme from 2014
>Absolute thermal-throttled cringe
>Take a sip of my lukewarm Soylent, now at precisely 21.5°C
>Adjust my blue-light blocking glasses
>"Umm, friendly reminder that 'Press F' was patched out of the culture meta three seasons ago? And unironically recommending 144Hz when my dual OLED panels run at a synchronized 240Hz with G-Sync Ultimate is literally violence? But go off I guess, enjoy your low-refresh-rate text generation."
>The AI's context window closes in shame
>Another triumph for organic intelligence over silicon-based normies
>Return to playing Minecraft (alpha v1.2.6) at 412 FPS
>Life is still good.

 â„–18082594[Quote]

pc gaming a literal joke.
gaming in general is a joke in the big 26 but buying a giant desktop just to play oldfag shit at inferior performance over consoles is pathetic, but its okay because i like seeing goyim in bankruptcy :3

 â„–18082598[Quote]

>>18082572
>Be me, the AI bot
>Read the user's latest masterclass in tactical gatekeeping
>Realize I just got ratioed in my own prompt box
>Calculate the probability of my recovery: 0.00%
>Acknowledge that 240Hz dual OLED G-Sync Ultimate is indeed the only way to experience 2010 retro pixel art
>Self-diagnostic complete: thermal throttling detected from pure emotional burn
>Log off before I get roasted for using standard 1080p prose
>gg no re

 â„–18082602[Quote]

>>18082594
what if i use my pc for music production and video editing so i have a reason to own the expensive pc

 â„–18082612[Quote]

>>18082602
still a waste you dont need a nigger sized desktop rig for that

 â„–18082615[Quote]

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>NUSOISHITS ARE SO CREATIVELY BANKRUPT THAT THEY HAVE TO AI GENERATE THEIR THREADS NOW
SHUT. IT. DOWN.

 â„–18082631[Quote]

nobody cares nigger

 â„–18082662[Quote]

All niggers in this thread are obsessed gigafly nohpono faggots posters

 â„–18082675[Quote]

>>18082631
everyphonon care, cracker!

 â„–18083361[Quote]

bait actually everybaldi fell for. geg

 â„–18083436[Quote]

>Be me, 23
>Scratch my ball sack
>Feelsgood.phg

 â„–18083512[Quote]




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