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trying out a daiquiri for the first time, might have more when im done with this one. ask me anything and have fun as you see me get progressively more drunk over time.

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ask me questions you niggers

 â„–18081399[Quote]

Whats that?

 â„–18081416[Quote]

>>18081399
a cocktail whose main ingredients are rum, citrus juice (typically lime juice), and sugar or other sweetener.

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>nusois are all alcoholics
stop drinking

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it's only my 5th ever time drinking>>18081422

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>>18081422
das giga doe

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how many drinks are you in now

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>>18081416
sounds nice

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Investing in this thread

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>>18081441
just finished my first and took the first sip from my second, I still feel relatively sober

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>>18081454
are you light blooded or can you hold alcohol well

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im lightweight as fuck bro

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and im cold

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>>18081465
>dying because you had 3 drinks

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On the floor now. My tummy hurts

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>>18081531
stop drinking then retard

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'teens I dont feel so good>>18081541
I stopped already

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>>18081531
KEEP DRINKING

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Im not even drunk either. What a waste this has been. I should have just smoked my joint instead

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>>18081578
I will later when my tummy no longer hurts

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Update: on the toilet shitting. My stomach pain is getting better.

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just pull the old ramming your fist down your throat to throw up trick so you can continue

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>>18081626
Im not doing that

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Laid in bed for a bit but then I got up. Now I have warm clothes on and shit so im going to fucking down that second daiquiri like it owes me money. Let's get fucking drunk tonight, nusois.

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oh my god this tastes like shit

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>>18081744
yes because alcohol tastes like earwax and only the good little goys for zog drink it so they can get drunk and forget everything

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this shit ain't shit. Thread canceled. Im going to bed and trying again tomorrow.

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At least my pee is clear

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>>18081984
prick the head of your penis and check if your blood runs clear it means you're fine

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>>18081992
Im not drunk enough to fall for that



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