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Nusoi….can you do 20 push-ups? Frogman is asking politely…

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Yeah, not with proper form though.

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Yes with proper form

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>>18078481
how many can you do with a proper form?

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no im fat

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>>18078489
Idk I haven't tried

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No mr. Frogman, I'm sorry

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Yeah but not proper form at all

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i can do 13 pull ups

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Nusoi…If you can't do 20 push-ups and you're 18 or older you are a failure… don't make frogman angry, nusoi… instead do dis:
Do max pushups you can with proper form. Don't do dis until your muscles collapse, just how many you can without breaking form
Take half of that
Do half of that 4 times a day in even intervals
then do half 5 times next week
then 6 times next week
then do another max, take half of that and repeat the whole process until you can do like 80 minimum without breaking form

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>Nusoi….can you do 20 push-ups? Frogman is asking politely…

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>>18078517
Yes mr. Frogman

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I can do 1

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>>18078522
your efforts will be rewarded, nusoi.

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>>18078514
I can 20 kek

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>>18078517
Yes mr frogman
But i have a question mr frogman
Why shouldn't i do it until muscle failure? Isnt that the same as doing as much as i can?

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I can 10 bbcs you frog bitch

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i only can do 19 pushups

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>>18078549
because if you are not used to training daily and you start doing muscle failure you'll be sore for the next 4 days and you won't grow shit, the point is to get used to the effort and increase it gradually

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>>18078578
Thank you frogman but relax your hand before it gets sore too

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>>18078588
it's because nusois on this website, they anger mister frogman you see… my hands are always liike this, nusoi. don't anger mister frogman.

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now, nusois some tips on how to do a proper push up
-start in a plank position, your hips-stomach-quads angle should be about 120 degrees, don't totally line everything up, this makes the push-up easier
-if your back is slouched don't start with a camelback, lower your upper body until your shoulderblades are close to each other
-lower yourself slower and push yourself up with force. remember about breathing- inhale when you lower yourself, exhale when you push up
-your elbows should be at 45 degrees from your body. don't do 90 degree T-pose push ups, you'll just hurt your shoulders for no reason
-lower yourself down until your chest touches the ground, don't lay on the ground, don't bounce off the ground with your chest to make it easier
-if your gut touches the ground before your chest and you're not a total obese hunky twink your back is saging- fix your shit
-don't raise your head up, look at the ground slightly in front of you
-don't lower your head neither
-go up until your elbows are locked straight
-repeat until your form goes to shit
-if your form breaks at your lower spine level and you start slouching you have weak core muscles, start doing core shit
-if you can't lift yourself off the ground your chest department is lacking
-if you can't lower yourself in a controlled fashion your triceps are lacking
-if you can't hold yourself up with bent hands your shoulders are lacking

that is all nusois, go after it and make frogman proud

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up

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>>18078502
nusoi…the time to try is now…

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yes

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>>18078691
okay mr frogman thank you for all the help I will do this and see where it gets me

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up

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Ok let me try ill come back

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>>18078906
Ok yea i can do dat

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Already did today frognigger

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>>18078964
you shall do them again, nusoi

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>>18078943
how many?

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pump it up, nusois

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>>18079075
Erm 20 ofc and that was after a workout i was already in



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