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>soyspeak becomes mainstream like Chanspeak did beforehand

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Lulz. It probably will.

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>>18074955 (OP)
i didnt know 'cuck lingo existed

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>75% of the current pooners desist and less pooners are there to replace them the pooner internet population in 2029 is half that of 2026

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>>18074973
newfag,lulz, fake and gay are all 'cuck lingo

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Braniggers will control the GOP but normie libs will be troonphobic, constantly call randos troons in youtube comments

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>Poonerhate becomes mainstream on the internet as they are big gegbvlls who are easy to trigger online

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>Demobraps win the election to which the internet becomes left-wing again thoughever troons are still hated

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>>18074955 (OP)
this VILL happen

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>the first wave of african (nigerian and ethiopian primarily) braniggers start to appear

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>>18074973
did you actually think that 4cucks talk like normalfags?
>

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>eating disorders start to rise and become common among teenage girls

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>SEAmonkey hate starts appearing outside of imageboard this is parallel to how Jeet hate started gaining attraction in the late 2010s in small amounts

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>a new hashtag trends on xitter and threads to get cloudflare to drop the (now unrecognzable) soyjak.party. kikeflare drops us and faggots successfully ddos the site for a month before admin 26 begins using Tartarus like kiwifarms

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>the swinny now redirects to a 'p site

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>A new gacha game releases around 2027-2028 which becomes the next genshin attracting both braniggers and fujoshis

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>reddit is purchased by some nophono indian billionaire, becomes overrun with braniggers and pajeets similar to xitter, although also like xitter, its current tranny soyboy userbase persists and often overlaps with the immigrant groups

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>>18075104
i dont use 4cuck cause i dont goon to loli porn nigger

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>due to the left becoming increasingly puritan the furfags start becoming rightoids

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>>18075191
why would loli porn gooners talk like normgroids?

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I don't even wanna imagine it

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>'cuck is even more dead as more and more people have moved on to sharty,8moe and xitter

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>>18075104
most of them do now because chan lingo has been considered heckin' cringe and reddit since like 2012.
"le" used to be 'cuckspeak in 2000s before 4cuck denounced it after rage comics went mainstream, but 'teens on /qa/ adopted it because saying "le" would piss off 4cuckers who think their own culture is le bad

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we will all larp as cute anime girls ironically and say "hehe" instead of based

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>>18075210
I remember when "le" was so common that 4channers called plebbit "Leddit"

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>/tttt/speak goes mainstream but only as a way to mock trannies

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>>18075159
i expect it from kuro

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>>18075104
literally all of them do

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>Soyjaks have becoming totally mainstream most of the sharty 'log is NAS or Soyjak-derivatives like matchajak and HTSM

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>something makes the sharty so popular it gets flooded with normies

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>the first NuNuSoyboys start to appear and replace matchaboys they consume [trending drink] and consume [trending anime]

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>>18074998
make dis happen

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>>18075250
bet it would be a big 'ox which would replace 'cuck with sharty as le hacker website

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>K-pop becomes mainstream on the internet again and k-pop stans terrorize normies just like in 2018-2021

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>>18075179
>becomes overrun with pajeets
its already happening as we speak

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>>18075280
Soylent and Local Tranime

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>The new admin Luke is actually a trans rights activist in disguise of a chud and his skinwalking worked and now all chuds are banned from the 'party and it has become a trans space. The new boards are /lgbt/, /c3/ - cats :3 and other AGP boards

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>>18075323
not soylent but some other drink

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>>18075326
won't happen it would be flooded with braniggers instead

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>>18075326
>The problem becomes even worse when Luke announces an official 'cord for the site. Admin 6 is here. God help us all.

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>the right becomes too politically correct so braniggers move to dark woke

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>>18075332
Obviously soylent everyone loves soylent

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>>18075342
falsenvke it won't be soylent because nunusoyboys won't be vegans

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>>18075341
nah braniggers will unfortunately only increase in number as africa gains internet acess

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>Paleo diet surges and becomes a nunusoyboy staple

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>>18075340
>Late 2029 admins are
>Luke ## Owner
>Miku ## Developer
>kat1eee ## Admin
>Selene ## Admin
>Lizzie ## Manager

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>2010s Nostalgia LARPing starts to take shape

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>>18075370
>sharty users migrate to 8moe

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>>18074955 (OP)
*amongst pooners

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>>18075370
>Sharty gets hacked by a 'teen and everything is back to normal admin thrembo is Hoot

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>>18075370
>Even more so, the name field is now on every board and Soyjak Wiki has been completely rewritten to not be chuddy.

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>>18075387
*amongst everyphono

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>every pooner goons to nate at the same time, causing the sharty to shutdown

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>>18075399
see the above text

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>>18075396
>He is called Captain Gemerald by some 'teens for this

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>leftists completly hate trannies for being a white colonialist phenomena and trannies become politcally alienated

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>8moe becomes more culturally relevant than 'cuck which is dying millenial site

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>8moe-sharty rivalry replaces 4cuck-sharty rivalry as 'cuck is irrelevant

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>reddit gets bought out by a right-wing billionaire and all the 2020 banned subs are unbanned the site becomes filled with chuds. some soyboy redditors migrate to lemmy

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>Blackpill becomes accepted by most men and MGTOW (thought not known as MGTOW) starts becoming popular the western herbivore man is here

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>AI will be advanced enough to create consistent images of people's lives and perfectly mimic a real person. Half the stranger normies on YouTube will be bots with channels about their "everyday lives", but you wouldn't be able to tell that these videos ai generated just by looking at them. Thus anyone living a normal life on social media will be ostracized and ousted as a bot.

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>>18075478
>AI watermarks are thus enforced heavily

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>>18075498
they won't be, but everyone will push for it, even the bots will do it to fit in

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>>18075517
it will be forced to

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>Creepypastas start making a resurgence

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>>18075532
>A Kagurabachi Creepypasta becomes popular

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>Meme culture circles back to late 2010s humor

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>telegrams and shitty discord clones become the main method of online communication for normies because instagram, xitter, jewtube, and the actual discord are all 99% bots

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>Demobraps introduce an anti-tranny legislation to which everyphono is happy with except trannies

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>>18075590
>normies quit the internet in general and the internet is JSID in 2030

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SNCA: I've heard that this asteroid named "Apophis" is gonna get close to the earth in that year.
It would be that year's 9/11 or coronavirus probably, having a gorillion memes about it

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>Matchoot sells matchajak.party to a new owner

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>>18075601
>>18074955 (OP)
SOYSPEAK SPREADS TO REAL LIFE. BY 2035 POLITICIANS WILL BE USING IT IN SPEECHES

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>Lolicon becomes unexpected among anime fans

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>>18075681
*unexceptabled

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>>18075590
why wouldn't telegram be flooded by bots too

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>>18075039
We seriously need that.
It's weird that no one outside the sharty uses the word pooner, it's still an extremely niche slur, not even pooners get offended by it.
What memes and stereotypes would be used against pooners if that happens?
I think they will start comparing every pooner with someone like Birdie, becoming a walking punchline.

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>Pepe gets a revival and becomes assoicated with cacas like trollage was

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>>18075700
/tttt/ does doe

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>>18075711
>pepe is associated with [music genre] like trollage was with phonk

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>due to AI becoming prominent many website run by anti-AI owner ban generative AI

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>>18075717
I notice that it's only troons themselves the ones using these "slurs", because they hate themselves.
Most tranny haters don't use words like "pooner", "hon" or "theyfab".
Those words don't even sound offensive, they just sound retarded.

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>>18075768
i see some transphobes using pooner doe i have seen it on lolcow,'farms and sharty



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