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Ok so since i know most of you are either chronic masturbators or chronic masturbators in denial i need you niggers to answer this for me
Is it normal to only be able to jerk off if you stroke real fast? I've tried to do it slowly, But it literally feels like fucking nothing, I know it's just me, Whenever someone sees me jerk off they comment on how fast im stroking so i'm wondering, Does anybody else have this? Or do i just have some kind of fucked up dull penis?

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Nusois really look like and say that keeeeeeeeeek jsid

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>>18069816
Answer me

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I know you jack off to you dumb nigger so answer me

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nuswas… not like this

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>>18069824
You jerk off, So you know the answer, So tell me now

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nah dats normal bwo dw. If u want it to stop tho just jerk off 3 more times a day

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>>18069830
just stop gooning in general

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NUSOINIGGERS… IM SPEECHLESS…

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>>18069837
No thank you

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>>18069846
Ugh fine i'll try

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>>18069808 (OP)
OP do you use jerkamte or something for someone to comment on how fast you jerk off

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>>18069855
Shut the fuck up dumbass slut

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>>18069818
>>18069830
NUNUNUNUNUNUSOYFAGGOTS THE PROJECTION IS UNREAL, NOT EVERYONE IS A LOSER

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>>18069865
It's a long story that isn't relevant

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>>18069861
u should probably just stop watching porn

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>>18069869
Yes. Surveys generally find that masturbation is very common among males, although the exact percentage varies by country, age group, and how the question is asked.

For example, large U.S. surveys have found that roughly 80–90% of males report having masturbated at least once in their lifetime. The percentage is lower among younger adolescents and generally rises through the teenage years and adulthood.

These figures are based on self-reported survey data, so they aren't an exact measurement of every male's behavior.

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>>18069870
It is relevant you stupid nusoinigger

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>>18069886
SOYFAGS THE COPE IS UNREAL, KEEP STROKING YOUR TWP AS US CHADS FUCK WOMEN

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>>18069903
STFU nigga i said it's a long story and i'm not proud of it and i have my 5th ammendment rights

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>>18069903
It’s still irrelevant

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>>18069886
I don't believe that 10-20% of dudes have never jerked off

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>>18069912
>>18069919
The US constitution means jackshit here pussy ass nigger tell us or else you're a faggot

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>>18069912
Just tell us and I'll answer you cause I know a lot about this subject

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>>18069938
He's pleading the 5th cause he doesn't want to admit he jerked off in front of his 9 year old sister

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>>18069929
Probably mormons or something, Or guys who got castrated at birth

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>>18069938
Well guess what nigger this is a ANONYMOUS imageboard, Label me a faggot now and wtf is it gonna do me? You're gonna somehow find me in another thread and call me a faggot? GTFO

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>>18069963
You don't know me pussy ass nigga

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>>18069981
caca just stop saying nigga and stop stroking your pecker already, it’ll make you troon out later in life if you keep doing it

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>>18069994
You're responding to the wrong nigga

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>>18069981
I know you're a pussy ass bitch and i'll beat the fuck out of you if you keep disrespecting your superiors

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>>18070011
Didn’t ask

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To all of you retarded hating faggots in my thread i have one thing to say to you, I WILL KILL YOU

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copypasta thread dni

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you gave yourself death grip, get off ssris and quit for a couple days to weeks while the nerve endings regenerate
when you do goon afterwards use lube and a gentle grip

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>>18070057
I beg you to look where this would have been posted originally.

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>>18070079
Thank you gigagod you're the only person that has been useful in this thread

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snca



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