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Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:47:53 №18068304 [Quote]

Any of you got tips for a 30 year old to finally shed his virginity

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:48:37 №18068311 [Quote]

You're too old for wife probably so prostitute is your only answer

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:02 №18068316 [Quote]

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Look like this and say this

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:03 №18068317 [Quote]

>>18068311
I dont wanna have to pay for a woman's love

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:10 №18068319 [Quote]

spend as much time doing things you enjoy and as little working

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:18 №18068322 [Quote]

>>18068316
This is meaningless

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:18 №18068323 [Quote]

Find a hobby and then if it makes a good job go for that

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:31 №18068326 [Quote]

>>18068319
The bills arent paying themselves

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:52 №18068329 [Quote]

talk to vivian snow

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:49:53 №18068330 [Quote]

>>18068323
What does this have to do with fucking women

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:09 №18068333 [Quote]

>>18068329
Im about triple her ideal age

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:14 №18068337 [Quote]

>>18068317
Unless you are 7.5/10+ your only hope for that is you make a lot of money or roll the 0.01 chance

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:18 №18068341 [Quote]

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go to a zellig convention

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:28 №18068345 [Quote]

>>18068326
you don't neet? what are you doing?

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:29 №18068346 [Quote]

>>18068337
If I was 7.5/10+ I'd've already been swimming in pussy by now

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:42 №18068350 [Quote]

>>18068341
I dont wanna fuck brown teenagers

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:50 №18068351 [Quote]

>>18068345
Being a productive member of society

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:50:53 №18068353 [Quote]

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>>18068341
Kill yourself nigger

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:02 №18068373 [Quote]

>>18068341
That doesn't exist nigger

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:04 №18068374 [Quote]

bumpo

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:27 №18068378 [Quote]

>>18068350
Family guy ass situation

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:28 №18068379 [Quote]

>>18068373
There wouldnt be any women there anyway

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:29 №18068380 [Quote]

Thats just how it was meant to be man

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:35 №18068381 [Quote]

>>18068351
whats the point? this will ruiin you

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:51 №18068385 [Quote]

haiii anon :3

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:52:59 №18068388 [Quote]

>>18068353
awful edit

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:53:03 №18068391 [Quote]

>>18068385
Not gay

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:53:12 №18068393 [Quote]

>>18068353
I hate that faggot rterra

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:53:15 №18068396 [Quote]

>using bald man with glasses website instead of starting a family or building meaningful relationships

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:53:15 №18068398 [Quote]

uhh hi?

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:53:26 №18068403 [Quote]

>>18068381
I'm not throwing away a 6 figure salary to placate some nigger on the brappy

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:53:56 №18068410 [Quote]

>>18068398
Still not gay

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:53:57 №18068412 [Quote]

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>>18068388
>>18068393

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:54:10 №18068416 [Quote]

>>18068396
You think I'd be using this shithole If I had any meaningful relationships to enjoy

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:54:16 №18068418 [Quote]

>>18068403
do you own a home?

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:54:45 №18068421 [Quote]

>>18068418
Naturally

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:54:47 №18068422 [Quote]

>>18068304 (OP)
Don't

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:55:09 №18068429 [Quote]

>>18068422
And your reason as to why

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:56:00 №18068438 [Quote]

Bumperino

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:56:34 №18068447 [Quote]

>>18068421
can i live with you? please I don't want to work

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:56:58 №18068453 [Quote]

>>18068447
Tell me you're a female with a shapely body and good face

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:57:45 №18068462 [Quote]

>>18068453
I'm sorry .. but I am a boy .. boys dont have …that kind of stuff

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:58:42 №18068472 [Quote]

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Join the military and then you get to choose a wife from one of these lovely ninja women

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:58:59 №18068474 [Quote]

>>18068462
You can kiss that invitation goodbye then

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:59:16 №18068479 [Quote]

>>18068472
That's if I don't come home in a pinebox for ZOG

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 02:59:47 №18068484 [Quote]

>touhou picrel
keep praying to allah and zun will have drunken gay sex with you

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:00:05 №18068488 [Quote]

>>18068484
I'm atheist

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:01:07 №18068496 [Quote]

>>18068488
convert to islam and you will sexy times with zun most your life until its fiki fiki paradise

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:01:53 №18068508 [Quote]

>>18068496
I'm not into goats

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:03:28 №18068530 [Quote]

bumperino

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:04:01 №18068538 [Quote]

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>bumperino
BUMP!

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:04:41 №18068545 [Quote]

go to sweden and get a prostitute. its like opening a mystery box or something like if she has a dick or not its a swedish win

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:04:56 №18068547 [Quote]

>>18068545
>>18068317

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:05:07 №18068549 [Quote]

Just tell your doctor you've been having issues with your prostate, virginity glitch unpatched

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:05:19 №18068551 [Quote]

>>18068545
Sweden yes

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:05:44 №18068555 [Quote]

>>18068549
Sex without love is pointless

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:05:53 №18068556 [Quote]

>>18068547
sweden is living in 2060 so they have like free prostitutes or whatever

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:06:39 №18068559 [Quote]

>>18068556
>>18068555

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:07:18 №18068560 [Quote]

>>18068330
You meet good dames eventually

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:07:42 №18068564 [Quote]

>>18068560
Not if your hobby is brapping up the sharty catty

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:07:53 №18068567 [Quote]

>>18068412
Sorry but 'zellig is poopy. Just reheated 60s 'toon dynamics

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:08:33 №18068572 [Quote]

just pay for hookers at that point you should have enough money buy now

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:09:18 №18068574 [Quote]

TRANIME IS NIGGER SHIT

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:09:41 №18068578 [Quote]

>>18068574
I just did it to draw in reppies, I hate tranime

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:10:28 №18068585 [Quote]

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>>18068556
Oh my science! Cities run by Africans and islamists! Constant shootings (its OK its not gun violence since its not white people)! 90 percent tax rate to pay for brown people! Prostitutes! Low penalty's for murder and child molesting! Green renewable energy!

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:11:03 №18068591 [Quote]

>>18068585
>penalty's

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:11:10 №18068593 [Quote]

>>18068578
you are the worst 30 year old ever

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:11:32 №18068598 [Quote]

>>18068593
Is baiting such a crime

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:11:59 №18068601 [Quote]

>>18068598
OP is master baiter

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:12:27 №18068604 [Quote]

become a swinnycuck and get raped when you get caught

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:12:44 №18068606 [Quote]

>>18068604
Just niggerbabble

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:17:27 №18068644 [Quote]

>>18068606
You don't deny it

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:21:27 №18068679 [Quote]

>>18068644
There was something to deny in that niggerbabble?

Chud 09/25/26 (Fri) 03:31:25 №18068817 [Quote]

bu,p

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