/soy/ - Soyjaks

to become a neet you probably need to live on a train o algo

nigga as much as people say that college is a "scam" it really isn't
you can't make much money in the trades as most people say because its oversaturated now with hundreds of thousands of people with certificates and diplomas from trade schools
so your only option is to really just go into college and do something like an assosicates degree and figure it out from there

>>18066446 (OP)
wdym you have done all that shit it really sounds like you didnt even try anything

>>18066513
he tried it in his dreams and failed

>>18066497
I’m in 4th year of university
I know exactly zero ppl here personally
I’ve applied so many times that I lost count after 90 to so many jobs at and around the university for the last several years and never got a single call back.
I’ve tried all my options for the college route. And it’s nigger brimstone hell

>>18066497
Also I already have an associate’s degree and am trying to get a bachelor’s in biology

>>18066630
OP you could go to med school and become doctos, it's gonna take a while and you might temporarily be in more debt but the $200K+ salary pays off

>>18066717
you cant really just say this when ur ALREADY in debt

ny plan was to become cute and feminine and be someones wife
maybe you can do that

>>18066733
Get your degree then flee to one of the countries in grey so you'll never have to pay off the debt

>>18066717
>go to med school
I will unironically kill myself with the gun in my closet if I have to go through another class after this school year

>>18066806
Probably easier for me to say since I'm only in my first year and have already decided I want to do something in the medical field, wishing you luck or something like that

>>18066744
I already have the waist, ass and thighs for it but men are yucky and I don’t want BJC up my ass

>>18066744
maybe but also why the fuck would I be a housewife while my actual future wife is doing everything else. thats basically the traditional gender roles being swapped nigger

getting disability ive heard is impossible enough that you need a dedicated disability lawyer just to deal with the government's fuckery. and its probably even more hard now that this president session is republican.
mainly, you need to be able to prove your disability makes it IMPOSSIBLE to work sufficiently. being aspergers probably wont do it. the only thing i could think of would be to intentionally cripple yourself to where you'd never be able to do any work again, but then you'd be fucking crippled
however, i know a solution to allow you to never be educated, employed, or in training again. you'll be able to live on less than $100 a month. you need to move to rural russia and own 20 chickens. just detach from society and live as self sufficient as possible. i've heard the job market in russia is also marginally better than most other countries in the world due to a labor shortage so it'd be easier to get a good one

get government benefits and invest as much as you can and build a strong portfolio for free over time