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What EPI'd you, nuswas?

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this cereal box turned me into a furry OYYY

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Tranime

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>>18055196
nusois are algerian KEK

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Slovakian immigrants

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Fnaf

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poop

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I was EPI'd at birth. Why did the DOCTOS have to make me see my mom's gaping ass instead of teleporting me outta womb into a hospital cradle

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epipen

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Jenny from My life as a teenage robot

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frozen

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elsagate

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>>18055218
<DOCTOS ISN'T SHE A MINOR
I was a minor back then too.

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>>18055222
honking it to spiderman and elsa

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I got EPI’d by an old sonic vs Mario animation that had Amy in it

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>>18055186 (OP)
I was EPI'd by so many different things IRL and online before middle school that I can't name one specific first thing

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>>18055222
>the kids that were EPI'd by elsagate are now old enough to post on the sherdee

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>>18055223
I mean if he got Early Porn Interdiction’d by her he would have been also a minor at the time

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Tranny porn

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>>18055186 (OP)
zellig poop image

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>>18055235
i was like 12 in 2017 the peak year of elsagate

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>>18055242
I'm glad I was able to stop gooning to tranny content

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Your mum

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I was EPI'd at 16 in 2023 by troons on the 'cord who kept showing me stuff like what you call "Porn Addict Memes" or "Pinkpill Memes". Since I was a drooling discobombulated nigger at the time who didn't have any internet access until 14 I didn't understand that they were grooming meme

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the 'cord, literally
back in the day some servers on the 'cord used to have global emojis you could use anywhere without nitro, so I joined one and they had a nsfw channel that got me EPI'd
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>>18055267
idk what pinkpill memes are referring too specifically, but I fell into deviantart tg captions
they are short stories created by troons that involve someone getting turned into a real woman as a punishment or reward (or sometimes just randomly)
anyway the point is that never goon is the true way to salvation

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>>18055280
I almost got captured by the 'cord, but I escaped.

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>>18055267
I've gone to therapy multiple times, read easypeasymethod and so on. It's not getting any better, I even blocked all porn websites that I knew on my router except you can't block thoughts or imagination

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I independently discovered jerking off at age 5 when I pulled my foreskin back and forth in the bath

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>>18055290
Also before you ask yeah, i quit der 'cord in like middle 2024

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I looked up naked girls and a couple days later was watch rape horse dog and gun porn

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>>18055298
All i remember is that i only joined it because i wanted to know le heckin op strategies for a bunch of web video games, one of them was an undermoderated niggerhell, groomertrannies everywhere.

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i swirled my wiener around alot as a kid because i wanted to be a cowboy and one day it really fucking hurt when i did it and apparently my dumbass tangled some vessels and a doctor had to grope my dick to untangle it

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>>18055348
you did it on purpose, don't lie

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I kept looking for porn on 'tube until I used pornhub.

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>>18055359
of course it was intentional dickweed i wanted to use my dick like a lasso

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>>18055317
My dad did try to help me, he is still trying to help, he's a giga

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i was innocently looking up steven universe on jewgle images and i saw lesbian porn of all the characters

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I do not know the name of the movie, but one evening my brother and father were watching a movie in the living room. In the film, there was a white blonde in a bra and pants, tied up, her mouth covered with a cloth, she was sitting on the couch, next to her were two white robbers in a black Balaclava. They leave, then the woman's son comes and unties her. She gets dressed and goes outside on the road to be rescued by a passing car.A car stops next to her, but it turned out that it was those robbers. They tie her up, put a cloth in her mouth and put her on the boat. They set sail and throw the woman to the bottom of the lake.

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when i was a kid i was river kayaking and some random guy came up to me, handed me a beaded necklace and told me to throw it at a group of girls, and i did
apparently it's part of some kind of culture for women to flash their tits at you when you throw beads at them

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some videos on jewtube, i got really EPI'd and i still remember what video did it, it also got 'nished i think

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Bugs Bunny did mate

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i epi'd myself

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I searched up "woman getting pp showed in her ass" when I was 8πŸ’€

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>>18055762
Only in Ohio πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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>>18055747
how did it happen

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2 girls 1 cup

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>>18055860
Furfagging crossdressing and just fagging. It's over for mi

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irl friends when i was in like 5th grade i tghink gathered and we watched porn, didnt even goon to it, we just watched it for no reason after class

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>>18055876
can I see?

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>>18055869
everyone likes that just do it in your own home

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>>18055888
speak for urself bro πŸ’€

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>>18055900
Don't lie

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>>18055888
But how can I do it at all if Christ sees all tis doe

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>>18055881
See what?

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I looked up the extremely unfunny meme known as Ankha zone

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My friends at elemantary showed me tranny porn so for a long time i tought women had balls

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pewdiepie

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animation memes on the 'tube

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I got exposed to sprunki gyatt EPI song when i was 2…

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>>18055799
i remember barely
i dont know how but i got epied

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>>18055938
>cacas who were epied by ankha zone can now post on this website

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sonic vore

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>>18055953
>i thought women had balls

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My mom because I saw her breasts when I was 3



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