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Imagine this, imagine if instead of being a soycucked shartyposter you were instead neurotypical and had a pretty wife you just married, youve known her since highschool and you two love each other very much.

A lightskinned guy asks you to have sex with her once for 10 million dollars, he's taller than you and makes a lot more money. Your wife isnt even against it. She blushes when she hears the proposition? Soycuck, what do you do?

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take the 10 million and leave the bitch because im rich now nigga

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reject it, divorce my wife and blow my brains out because clearly she resents our marriage, my life is a lie, and she'd rather run away with the first buff guy she sees

and 10M ain't shit in this economy, I can't live the rest of my life off of it that's for sure

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NEUROTYPICALS IS ROTTING IN HELL BECAUSE MY NAME IS PUMPING DILDOS!!!

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>>18048386
>and 10M ain't shit in this economy, I can't live the rest of my life off of it that's for sure
you need to get off der 'gram it's rotting your brain


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