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my ass is really hairy and wiping is never enough
so after i take a poop i have to shower right away or else i smell like shit

 β„–18047683[Quote]

Same.

 β„–18047689[Quote]

then just shave your ass geg

 β„–18047701[Quote]

A bidet would fix that issue.
The place I'm at right now doesn't have one, so I wet some toilet paper and clean my ass until it's good.
I still take a shower afterwards.

 β„–18047703[Quote]

use wet wipes

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>>18047689
anyone who has ever tried shaving their ass knows it's a terrible idea

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>>18047721
tsmt dont do it

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When I get my own place I'll buy a japanese toilet with an included bidet in it.

 β„–18047739[Quote]

I use toilet paper until I’m close to clean, then use a washcloth with warm water to finish. Don’t need to hop in the shower every time.

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>my ass is really hairy and wiping is never enough
>so after i take a poop i have to shower right away or else i smell like shit

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after shitting and using toilet paper i turn on the lower nozzle in my shower and bend over and wash all the shit away like cado

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>>18047677 (OP)
have you tried letting it crust, anon?

 β„–18047785[Quote]

the smell is masculine, be a man and smear shit all over yourself

 β„–18047787[Quote]

pluck em out one by one

 β„–18047792[Quote]

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>the smell is masculine, be a man and smear shit all over yourself

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Go to the shower and wash your ass nigga

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>>18047785
i dont want to become a jeet

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>>18047796
It's your destiny.

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>>18047677 (OP)
if you stop eating muttslop your shit won't be so sticky

 β„–18047806[Quote]

do niggas really wash their ass with the shower after shitting? Wtf do you if you have to shit in public, shit yourself?

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>>18047792
MUMMAAAA

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you can try to eat better if makes my poops cleaner when I do

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>>18047806
>Wearing a diaper in public so you don’t have to go to the bathroom

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>shitting yourself in public because you don't have a shower to wash your ass with

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>>18047677 (OP)
open your ass wide while shitting smh

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>>18047824
Do this

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>>18047806
that seems kind of unsanitary
like you're just blasting your asshole with your showerhead and letting it all drip down in your tub, are you fucking serious? can you people really not manage to wipe all the shit off your ass with regular tp?

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>>18047824
op is a shitskin from a third world country with those squatting toilets doe

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>>18047830
how is that unsanitary it's all going straight down the drain

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>>18047830
You're wiping shit all over your ass that will crust up, that's disgusting jeet behavior.

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>>18047858
this nigga has shit particles ALL over his feet btw

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>>18047867
you're supposed to scoop it off the surface not smear it, are you retarded?

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>>18047867
+too much tp hurts your bunghole

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i remove my ass hairs with my hands like im pulling weeds out of a garden

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>>18047878
This nigga walks around with a crusty shitass geeeeg

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>>18047899
no I dont nigga
what the fuck do you do if you dont use toilet paper then

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>>18047911
I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSTY SHITASS
Let me guess you're one of those fucking bidetfags
>OOOOH LOOOKAT MEEEEEE I'M SPECIAL IM DIFFERENT I USE A BIDET LOOK AT ME OOOOOOH I USE ZE WATER OOOOOH I DO IT LIKE JAPAN MUH JAPAN LOOK
>Ass wiping, west
>BADBADBADBAD
>as wiping, japan
>OH MY SCIENCE SO BASED!!!!! WOW I LOVE BIDETS NOW MUH JAPANESE TOILET DESU!!
Fuck you nigger

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>>18047981
>shitass crustlet leaking
GEEEEEG

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Nusois aren't able to clean their butt's kek



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