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>Swede Uploads the soyjak (soyboy wojak) on tumblr on June 14,2017
>It instantly becomes popular as it is used to mock not only redditors but tumblr users
>Tumblrites start freaking out as there is a right-wing meme popular there
>tumblr moderation starts banning soyposters due to this soyspeak starts developing in late 2017
>Troonjak is created in 2018 3 years early than in our timeline because tumblr was filled with troons
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I assume when the Tumblr porn/nsfw ban happens soyposters cheer and rise comes with it

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>>18040010
Our they're sad because they might be gooners.

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I would imagine they would be entirely scattered onto sites like Twitter to form an actual community similar to the soysphere though

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>>Swede Uploads the soyjak (soyboy wojak) on tumblr on June 14,2017
>>It instantly becomes popular as it is used to mock not only redditors but tumblr users
>>Tumblrites start freaking out as there is a right-wing meme popular there
>>tumblr moderation starts banning soyposters due to this soyspeak starts developing in late 2017
>>Troonjak is created in 2018 3 years early than in our timeline because tumblr was filled with troons
>continue

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>Soyposters are pejoratively called as soyteens which is then reclaimed
>During Pewdiepie-Tseries war people make Felixjak OTL 'plier
>the tumblr porn ban happens which causes many soyteens to be banned however the trannies are out so they celebrate

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>>18040046
>During 2019 soyposters start raiding fujoshis (proto-pooners) because they are easy to 'ger (trigger)

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>Cowbelly 2019 soy meme compilations

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>Soyposters coin the term Tumblrslop to describe what would be called by OTL 'teens as troonslop
>Soyposters start 'oxing fandomites and trannies on twitter and other platforms

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>soyblr becomes more popular

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Would pivotal users like soot still exist in this timeline or are they tumblr users

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>>18040117
nah some namefags makes a forum

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>>18040117
tumblr users

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hcr2 becomes sharty culture

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I feel like this hypothetical soyblr would have a layout similar to the modern Soybooru, maybe not culturally but layout wise

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>Swamp attack becomes soyculture because it is about a redneck killing monsters which is enterpreted by 'teens as white nationalist

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>Neutralix (This timeline's Neutralplier) is uploaded on 15 July 2019
>Fanservice anime becomes tollerated among 'teens due to it pissing off tumbrites

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>Tumblr users create the first β€˜Soytan’ image with the sole intent to infiltrate soyblr

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>>18040296
>due to 'teens being much more favorable towards anime it becomes popular and becomes every 'teens' waifu

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ITT we make sharty alternate histories

>swapjak party au

>a person named kooz makes an imageboard named Soyjak party as a joke
>kooz is notably shit at moderating
>the central imageboard association (CIA) takes note of the site and tries to buy the site, unfortunately for them kooz denies
>the leader of the CIA (sooby) begins to spam 'p on the sharty in order to make kooz sell the site to him
>eventually kooz sells to sooby

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>on september 23 2019 feraljak is made
>Gigachad is forced on to soyblr it is initially taken negativly

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>>18040323
With 8chan shutting down because of El Passo and Christchurch, there could've been a lot of 8cucks fleeing to the sharty, thus making it even more chuddy.

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>>18040346
>this is because soysphere was primarily based on tumblr and despite being chuddy soyteens still disliked 4chan and gigachad was from 4chan
>On 9 October Gapejak is made
>the first soysphere subreddit r/soyjak is made

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>>18040399
>soyblr becomes one of the most hated communities on tumblr due to it being right-wing unlike rest of tumblr which is left wing
>Soyblr 'oxes a prominant troon on tumblr causing him to delete his account
>Soyblr doxes Vivziepop

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>Around January 2020 Soyblr starts making fun of trannies by mockingly using neopronouns

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up

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>>18040507
>gigachad becomes popular as he is used to protray anti-lockdown sentements as positive
>Anti-lockdown gigachad and Anti-LGBT gigachad are both created around March of 2020

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>chudjak is created on August 30 2020, soyblr uses him as anti-tranny icon.

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>>18040574
>touristjak is made on May 8,2020 to mock Anime tourists (as 'teens are weebs here)
>Fujojak is also made to make fun of fujoshits

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>>18040629
>Due to High KiwiFarms intersection people start demanding another place for 'teens to call their new home

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>>18040659
>On May 15 a soyblr user by the name of soynull makes soyjak.forum the website for soyteens (and yes shroom is created in 2020 here)
>He anounces that a wiki and an art website are underway

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>>18040691
>Shroom becomes one popular as many 'teens start flooding it and creating 'jaks
>it serves as a kiwifarms-ajecent website where people make fun of progressives

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troonblr

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>>18040719
>by this time soyspeak has advanced more than it usually is
>Snopes = Read Settlers
>Doctos = OH MY Gah (from Azumanga)
>Troonslop = Tumblrslop
>'tak for swamp attack
>'rist for anime tourists
>Kpoop for Kpop
>Fujeets for Fujoshis

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>Gigachad becomes a heckin' alt-right meme due to being associated with anti-lockdown and anti-lgbt sentiment

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>a soysphere diapora starts developing on /pol/

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>>18040769
>Im a black trans woman
>[X] Acceptance movement (e.g Monster acceptance movement)
>Trigger warning
>My pronouns are [nonsense]
>[X] media is racist,sexist,homophobic etc

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>>18040719
>shroom gets spammed with 'p by trannies on July 24,2020
>r/soyjak is banned by 'dit due to being heckin hateful

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AutismGOD

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>>18040969
>Average alt history fan

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up

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this is just if soyteens were trihards

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>>18040945
>Shroom starts getting 1000PPD by August
>Cobson is created on 14 September 2020

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