>I was just getting off my 26 hour shift from mcdonalds for my 21 sheckles. I have to drive down a highway that goes through 7 hoods and 9 potholes per mile. Just as my lights started to fade I saw this woman on the side of the road holding up a thumb,

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Never pick a troon hitch hiker Chud 09/23/26 (Wed) 01:09:11 №18028812 [Quote]

>I was just getting off my 26 hour shift from mcdonalds for my 21 sheckles. I have to drive down a highway that goes through 7 hoods and 9 potholes per mile. Just as my lights started to fade I saw this woman on the side of the road holding up a thumb, she had blue eyes and blond hair. Once I got closer I finally realised it was actually a troon with dyed hair a black spaid tattoo on xer cheek. Xer ripped upon da door while sliding as close as zhe could to me. Xers breath was terrible and she called salt the best admin the sharty has ever had. Zhe then started singing a birthday song for maya in the most horrendous tone ive heard and it shattered my glass buttplug making me bleed badly. I decided to speed it up a little to try and get through niggerhell as fast as possible but then I saw flashing red and blue lights right behind me.the troon grabbed me squealing like a pig telling me how ze had 7 felonies for gooning to ‘p. When the officer got to my window I didn't even have a chance to wind it down before he shattered it. He then said to me through spit and yellow teeth “saar, did u know u were going 5 over the speed limit here? I vill be giving you a ticket for 5000 thousand sheckles”. He then leaned right next to my face holding out the ticket that had crusted white stains. The troon next to me then started simping for the man commenting on how dark he was while also leaning over me to get closer to him. The combined breath of the two nearly killed me but before that could happen the indians eyes nearly bulged out of his head “SAAR, i have seen u on the most wanted list, only the true indian-aryan race may goon to ‘p” we were both then shot 47 times.

Chud 09/23/26 (Wed) 01:10:15 №18028826 [Quote]

did this really happen

Chud 09/23/26 (Wed) 01:10:53 №18028837 [Quote]

>>18028826
yes

Chud 09/23/26 (Wed) 01:14:04 №18028878 [Quote]

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>>I was just getting off my 26 hour shift from mcdonalds for my 21 sheckles. I have to drive down a highway that goes through 7 hoods and 9 potholes per mile. Just as my lights started to fade I saw this woman on the side of the road holding up a thumb, she had blue eyes and blond hair. Once I got closer I finally realised it was actually a troon with dyed hair a black spaid tattoo on xer cheek. Xer ripped upon da door while sliding as close as zhe could to me. Xers breath was terrible and she called salt the best admin the sharty has ever had. Zhe then started singing a birthday song for maya in the most horrendous tone ive heard and it shattered my glass buttplug making me bleed badly. I decided to speed it up a little to try and get through niggerhell as fast as possible but then I saw flashing red and blue lights right behind me.the troon grabbed me squealing like a pig telling me how ze had 7 felonies for gooning to ‘p. When the officer got to my window I didn't even have a chance to wind it down before he shattered it. He then said to me through spit and yellow teeth “saar, did u know u were going 5 over the speed limit here? I vill be giving you a ticket for 5000 thousand sheckles”. He then leaned right next to my face holding out the ticket that had crusted white stains. The troon next to me then started simping for the man commenting on how dark he was while also leaning over me to get closer to him. The combined breath of the two nearly killed me but before that could happen the indians eyes nearly bulged out of his head “SAAR, i have seen u on the most wanted list, only the true indian-aryan race may goon to ‘p” we were both then shot 47 times.