/soy/ - Soyjaks

I want to one day see Nate walking outside, posting on the sharty like the dumbass he is, and I'll make sure to annoy him as much as possible when he's just trying to be outside, and then I want to make him post about me because he's a blogposting faggot who wants to yap about everything stupid he does, and in turn when I see him posting in his ID'd thread because of course he just can't stop, then snatch his phone away and type in "Get raped" then it hand it back to him, where he gives me a look for confusion for a solid 5 seconds before I suddenly manhandle him onto the ground and lock him into a position he'll never get out of, and then I want to just beat the shit out of him until he gets a concussion and passes out, either from a well placed punch or because he's lost too much blood
#fuckyounate