/soy/ - Soyjaks

I Ain't 'larpin' Anymore

Oh I raided the battle of New /qa/
At the end of the early 4cuck war
The young board started growing
The young 'teens started glowing
But I ain't 'larpin' anymore

For I've posted my share of coal
In a thousand different threads
I was there at the Great Raid Horn
I heard many chuds lying I saw many more dying
But I ain't 'larpin anymore

(chorus)
It's always the nusois to lead us to the raid
It's always oldfags to fall
Now look at all we've won with the quote and the bump
Tell me is it gemmy at all

For I stole the final timeline from the X-user land
Fought in the bloody Ban Wave War
Yes I even saged my brothers
And so many others But I ain't 'larpin' anymore

For I marched to the battles of the algo trench
In a war that was bound to end all wars
Oh I must have dropped a million gems
And now they want me back again
But I ain't 'larpin' anymore

(chorus)

For I flew the final mission in the Japcuck sky
Set off the mighty sage roar
When I saw the 'sharty trooning I knew that I was learning
That I ain't 'larpin anymore

Now the janny leader's screamin'

when they close the /raid/ plants,

X corp screams at the 'cord shore,
Call it "Peace" or call it "Treason,"
Call it "Gem" or call it "Reason,"
But I ain't 'larpin' any more,
No I ain't 'larpin' any more