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I don’t feel good mane, I want to cuddle with a foid, Salt please give me a girlfriend.

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I ain't happy either. I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, tho. In a bag I know I'm useless, but not for long since the future's coming up.

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nigga just use your imagination i cant believe i have to share a site with you midwits.

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>>18013368
I’ve already exhausted myself mentally by thinking of it, I need the real thing.

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>>18013374
you either have to play the game or give up you cant wander in life and expect a gf to fall into your arms its not 1960 anymore. Minimum looks level to just have a girl fall for you or approach you first in 2026 is chadlite/chad. its never been more over. but more people are giving up than ever and getting blackpilled so if you try you could probably find a gf

t. 25 y/o khhv

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keeeek do soykeks really

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>>18013418
post one picture of a girl in your camera roll. you wont do shit bitch

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>>18013539
Post one of the videos to prove

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>>18013539
vivian go fuck yourself

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>>18013539
IRL Rapeson nigga what the hell.

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>>18013539
you are a hero, thank you

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Im not a girl but hi

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Im not a girl but nigger

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i want an cute anthro foid to cuddle and fuck with..

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>>18013633
have you considered girls that cosplay or do kigurumi?

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>>18013797
yeah
i did.

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>>18013808
and what do you think?

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>>18013539
snopes check her fucking age omg omg omg oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>18013878
if you can't tell by her skin quality and outfit you're a lost cause

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>>18013889
wtf does skin color have to do with age

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>>18013910
You are retarded

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Salt do dis please

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>Sheikh assim-al-hakeem, this soyteen appears to be troubled. What advice do you have for him and other brothers in similar circumstances?
<Akhi, you want a woman to love you, but you are calling women “foids.” This is a very strange marriage advertisement.
<There is nothing wrong with wanting affection. Allah created us with these feelings. But seek a wife through halal means, and prepare yourself for the responsibilities. Marriage has no “cuddles only” subscription, brother.
<The Prophet, sallallahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, instructed young people who could marry to marry, and those who could not to fast. [Sahih al-Bukhari 5066](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5066)
<Allah says, in translation:
<“And let those who do not have the means to marry keep themselves chaste until Allah enriches them out of His bounty.” [Qur’an 24:33](https://quran.com/24/33)
<So pray, make du‘a, improve your manners, and ask trustworthy people to help you find a suitable spouse. Take the means. Posting a sad monkey picture is not a marriage application.
<And remember:
<“Surely in the remembrance of Allah do hearts find comfort.” [Qur’an 13:28](https://quran.com/13/28)
<May Allah grant you a righteous wife and make you a righteous husband. Ameen.

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Tsmt

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>>18013819
i would smash tbh if i could.



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