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What if Hipsterjak gets created in late 2011 to mock hipsters on /int/, /asp/ becomes filled with hipsterjak shitposts around 2012-2013, hipsterjak.party (Hatty) gets created in 2014, becomes popular in 2016 as all Hipsterjak posters become banned and the rest is history? (2017 is when immigrants come from Twitter and then Tumblr and DeviantArt.)

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Uping my le alternative history thread.

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SJWjak gets created in 2015 and is equalivent to Troonjak.

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Somebody else have any ideas? Like how the Sharty would look like in 2010s.

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>>18012696 (OP)
what would hipsterjaks be today? then we know how soyjaks will become in the future or something

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Instead of Chudjak, we have Fedorajak made in 2015 as well to mock conservatives.

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>>18012734
2020 would be equalivent to 2026.
It would probably die naturally or be completely shut down. Or the culture will continue but it's likely the hype will die down.

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Instead of gigaquotes, there would be Chuckquotes where you something or somebody with Chuck Norris.
Ongezelig was forced in 2021. 2021 would be equalivent to 2015 so something else would be forced. Homestuck? Creepypasta? My Little Pony? Something else even more obscure?

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Frogposting would be created in 2016. Specifically nusoicaca-shaming.
The site would be bought by somebody who would be as young as Kuz in 2016.

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>>18012788
Somebody answer or something.

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>>18012788
Chuckquoting would only apply to Chuck himself since nobody is the same level as him

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>>18012788
Instead of ongezellig it'd be some random obscure flash animation we don't know of because we live in a timeline where it couldn't have possibly been forced to begin with
anyways maybe eddsworld

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>>18012870
GEG.
Eddsworld is plausible. In 2018, there would be attempts to force other "Sharty culture" (SNCA) like baby shows and other shit nobody cares about. Instead of FPE, it would be Baldi's Basics obviously. Instead of Terrible Mouse, it would be a shitty animation meme channel or something or that gay South Park fanon series.

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Also, would there still be mass shooters associated with us even back then?

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>>18012912
most likely, since the wider internet has disturbing criminals, the hatty wont be safe from those

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>>18012912
maybe, but i don't think they'd reach the extent 8chan got to considering how … autistic the soysphere is (although that's also a bit of a recent thing in general because of the early 2020's covid pandemic)

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>>18012965
What 2010s memes would Hatty help popularize or even create?

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there was an actual hipster wojak posted around 2014 according to der 'ki

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>>18012991
What about this alternative scenario?
>hipsterjak created in 2014
>hipsterjak becomes popular to post on /qa/ 2015-2016
>hipsterjak.party created in 2017
>/qa/ shut down in 2019
>hipsterjak.party immigrants start coming in 2020

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How bait threads would look like back then?



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