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you can literally go to college at any age retard
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Partying is for fags
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>>18007458but I wont blend in with the others. my experience will be fundamentally different from theirs.
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>>18007467something a loser virgin would say
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>>18007468unless you're 40+ no you wont. from what ive read online most people at nightclubs and even parties are older folks these days since zoomers are shut ins
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Mr. professor doing drugs, Professor Jiang, and his doings, that guy is funny.
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>>18007468its gonna be different anyway, every experience for you is different just do whatever. it doesn't matter, you didn't miss out on anything because you were never going to experience it in the first place. sucks to be you doesnt it
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Mr Professor, and his surreal explanations of reality, seems to be a liminal space.
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>>18007471being a virgin is aryan shemmycuck
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being a normgoid lost anyway
goon to scat like giga would
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>>18007468shooting shit down like that is exactly the reason you've wasted your life
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Stop reminding me OP. I’m 23.
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>>18007515how? I feel like I would botch it and get caught.
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>>18007552why are niggers so fucking stupid?
like he cant even kill himself
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>>18007578Do it in a poor area, no one will care
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>>18007552why do people hang themselves to try to commit suivide isn't that like really painful
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>>18007578just kill some random unhoused cuck and make sure hes a dindu because killing niggers is aryan
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>>18007598if a person hangs themself correctly they pass out in 5-15 seconds. this is due to the carotid arteries in the neck being cut off, subsequently shutting the brain down
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>>18007439 (OP)most of it can be replicated.
You can still have roommates as an adult because the economy is fucked
You can still pursue education
You can still go to bars or parties
you can still make money to move to a diff city
anything i missed?
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>>18007598They just know about hanging from movies o algo and don't know that when they used it for executions people died from having their necks broken instead of asphyxiation
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>>18007611also you are probably like 20 so don't worry vro you still have life to live (you should probably take a break from sharty and touch grass doe)
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>>18007598I've been choked out before, it's not that bad. The pressure in your head gets pretty uncomfortable for a moment but it's not really what I'd refer to as pain, and it's over very fast
roping is probably the #1 overall method of ACKing when you tally up all the relevant factors. very cheap and accessible to 99.9% of people, low pain, low chance of failure if you aren't totally retarded, don't have to traumatize any innocent people
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>>18007663>I've been choked out beforewhat are you fucking gay?
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>>18007611>college experienceYou forgot sleeping around with random whores
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>>18007688not everyone gets to do that.
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>>18007694nice edit even if it's ironic
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>I feel like I've wasted my life and missed out on the college experience.
That's what everyone feels like until they realize college is mostly glowie scam and normgroid extrovert slop central. Most of "the college experience" is outside of the academics anyways; if normgroid extrovert activities really are what you desire than just maxx antidepressants or gaba inhibitors to make you not a socially inept fuck and go out and sneak into parties o algo
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>>18007821truth, if OP has a friend who goes to college than he can probably ask to tag along to some events
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>>18007838also litterally everyone feels likle they wasted their life in their early 20s. stop believing influencers.