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OPSEC LEVEL: COOPER GOLDMAN
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>>18005705
okay Cooper I will take your word for it. Please just stop name dropping this site, I really care about this gemmy community

also here is a chive https://megalodon.jp/2026-0922-0845-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/18005194.html

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>>18005722
Nophono normie who namedropped the sharty in an instagram comment section. Failtrolls spammed β€˜p in the thread. Probably unrelated, but we need to see if there are any connections between the normie and the failtroll group

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>>18005738
everyone make a local save because I only backed these up on megaladon

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>>18005751
>random snca nophono mentions sharty once
>everyone starts spamming 'p
why are we so obsessed

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>>18005773
salts sharty..

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>>18005773
good point i’ll probably let this kid be

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Make sure to 'chive 'teens

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rip cumskin

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>>18005789
That's what cooper and derailers want doe. We must teach cooper to stop namedropping us on ig. Other than that we should look into the 'cord thing.

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>>18005773
is post pending approval gone now? I never wait
however the 'P post was gone so fast i didn't even see it, only the reactions
Do they have a hash system connected to a database of known 'P?

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>>18005803
pending anprooval was on the last thread i remember

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>>18005803
considering how retarded 'teens are people will boycott the hash system because it LITERALLY HAS A DATABASE OF 'P DOCTOOSSS!!

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>>18005802
to be fair he has deleted the comment and we have no evidence he is connected to derailers or the 'P poster

save a local copy and bookmark the megaladon chives in case his name appears again

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>>18005819
no it's just hashes of images, a hash itself is just letters and numbers

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>>18005820
Ok, everyphono do dis.

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>>18005824
bu-bu-butt but obsessed jartypedos might reverse engineer it and extract the 'P out of it!!!

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You realise the whole point of a hash is that you can't derive the source from the hash

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>>18005835
hashes can't be reversed, that's the whole point of hashing
well the good hash algorithms can't be reversed anyway

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>>18005835
>doesn't know how hashing algorithms work
>types like an obvious offsiter cordnigger

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>>18005847
>>18005858
they'll just brute force it

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Test

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Broken site salt fix it

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>>18005862
Nigga you're not adding anything to the raid, you're just derailing

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>>18005862
the math behind hashes is smart, they use shit like remainders and MOD so it means 2 images can create the same hash and therefore can't be reversed

for example

5 MOD 2 = 1 (mod just returns the remainder)

but 9 MOD 2 also = 2

so you don't know what the original number

>>18005908
yeah he might just be playing dumb

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>>18005908
snca raid on literally who

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>>18005862
>just brute force it
if all videos had to be
1: 30 seconds long
2: 720p
3: using all colors
4: 30 fps
thats 10^5,226,326,320 possible videos you dumb nigger

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>>18005917
what so if someone is unlucky enough to post a random snca image with the same has as 'p he'll get fedded?

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>>18005922
that doesn't seem like that much

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>>18005917
/tech/GOD

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>>18005937
you'd have a better chance winning the lottery a million times in a row

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>>18005953
Computer science is incredibly complex. Anyway let's focus on the raid

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>>18005943
>not that much
the text file storing the number would be 5.23 gigabytes

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>>18005979
>giga
bytes

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this nigga probably has a spotify playlist containing the word aryan or something

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>>18005272
Dixie stinks though. Chazington is already insufferable with or without needless slurs and chuddy things replacing actual unique or interesting thought and rampant, unfunny clips replacing actual jokes

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>>18006020
I don't get the hype behind anime or nincompoops yelling over video games. Why these seem to be the only interests of open "chuds" is something I'm clueless on

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Bumping, ignore GlowGPT

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Here is what we know so far IF we need to restart
REMEMBER don't pursue this UNLESS new evidence comes out. He has deleted his dumb comment with the name drop and we have no hard evidence for 'cord connections.

Name:Cooper Goodman
School: Lompoc High school
515 W College Ave, Lompoc, California 93436
class of '28
face attached (presumably him)

coincidences
1. he was confirmed lurking the thread after changing his school initals in his IG bio
2. There was increased derailing / demoralizing / apologists and even a 'P post in thread
3. One post claimed that we had "messed with the wrong discord"
^ no hard evidence they are connected doe

chives
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0922-0805-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/18003831.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0922-0845-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/18005194.html

next steps
1. MIRROR the megaladon chives on other web archives
2. SAVE LOCALLY for a backup

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>>18006216
REMEMBER don't pursue this UNLESS new evidence comes out. He has deleted his dumb comment with the name drop and we have no hard evidence for 'cord connections

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^ cannot say this part loud enough

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>>18006216
shiet i forgot to say, someone typing in first person denied the 'cord claims. it might have been Cooper himself

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ITT WE DOX THIS DJ TOO

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>>18006303
Kys dubsteplee

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>>18006216
btw i feel like i seen someone with a similar pfp in a different comment section iirc. someone said something about the joyjak screamer, and xe commented some normie reaction image underneath it. this indicates that he’s probably somewhat knowledgeable about sharty culchur (if it was him, probably not because i have poor memory)

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why are we supposed to care about a namedrop?

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>>18006313
xe acknowledged xe knew what dnb was

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>>18006422
DNB IS ALSO KNOWN AS DRUM N BASS YOU ACTUAL CHIMPANZEE NIGGER

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>>18006416
he deleted it

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>>18006440
yes I read the thread but why care in the first place



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