/soy/ - Soyjaks

NEVERE EAT THE JARTYROACH……..
so i was pulling my 2nd all-nighter just like how mossad told me, and i drank my 4th white monster while doomscrolling 'tok, 'gram, 'shorts, 'dit, 'ter, and /r9k/ all at the same time while grinding my favorjte ultrakill level and playing deltarune chapter 4 on my 4th monitor on my intel pc that i spent 10k usd on of my parents money, and as i was sipping, i remembered that i havent even eaten my bugs and soylent yet, so i went to my kitchen and looked for goyslop like nutrient bricks, cereal, and scorpions, but i had nothing because im a worthless stupid nigger living in a 4x4 square meter apartment in jew york that i spend 20k a month on using pokemon cards and reselling nintendo consoles. Even so, i remembered i had a terrible roach infestation because the people running are australian aboriginal immigrants that have an iq lower then a komodo dragon and get mogged by obese baboons and cant run a building. So i decided to go running around catching some of them so i can have something to eat (even though mossa i mean the internet told me that if i starve myself every day ill get a physique that kf a girl and affirm myzelf) , and when i finallh caught one, i noticdd something different frkm the average food roach. It had whay seemed to be bloated red appendages that shouldnt be there and beadier eyes, but alas i was far too hungry so i ate it. It was less crunchy and had a texture more like the poop raheevansheddajeet feeds me every cursed blue sabbath. And the taste was disgusting. Not yummy and pungent like the average bug, i cant even describe it. Anyway, i swallowed it and went back to gooning to various fetishes and NOT working out and going outside because i need to become weaker and a more of a mind slave for the Overlords. Once i finished with my 6h session, i looked at my hand and instead kf the average greenish semen it was red and sizzling, and my hands skin tone was much darker. I was terrified from thjs becsuse i have a deep rooted fear to niggers. I ran to a mirror in our shared bathroom that hasnt been cleaned since the fall of the towers and was absolutely horrified. My skin has turned nearly vantablack, my lips, got extremely bloated and were oozing pus and blood. My eyes, they were bloodshot and had a worm inside. I assume i didnt notice the eye irritation for so long because ive gotten so used to the feeling they get when looking at a screen nonstop for 14 hours so it mustve been similar. Even so i was absolutely terrified, and immediately ran to an uber to drive me to my hospital which i have to pay 1999 sheckles tk even enter. I ran to my daddy dr fauci crying, asking him what is wrong with me. He gave me one look of disgust and called me a "filthy jartycuck sodomeit, get out of my site!" And i was carried away by 2 glowing green niggers with 4inch long noses, and thrown outside. As i was walking back in shame, it was twilight. And oddly, it was very quiet. There isnt the usual pride parade chanting, along sith police sirens, gunshots, niggerbabble, rap, black metal, and prostitutes that i usually hear in NYC. And it seemed that every single disgudting homeless piece of garbage nigger was staring at me with a creepy smile. Once i got to my tiny cubical, i was stopped to a terrifying sight. There on my bed stood a 8ft tall nigger with glowing eyes and horns stretching out that were actually huge cocks. It looked like a creature from my favorite vantablack doom satanism synth transcore metalcore album by PORN, and it pointed at my stomach. When i looked down, i couldnt believe my eyes (i could see it because i was wearing a crop top hoodie because it validates me) there, my guts was pulsating, stretching, and contorting in vile ways. It looked as if there were bugs in my guts. And my belly button was pushing outwards, looking like it was about to burst. I was beginning to feel lightheaded, and wonce i fell over, my stomach burst, with thousands of jartyroaches sprawling out of me. The second this happened the demon ran at me and started eating them, after that, i died. I then saw myself in a dark tunnel, with a glowing loght at the end. But it was glowing green, not white, and then I remembered, the kikes love playing God so much that they even made their own version of the afterlife by forcing every person to upload their brains to the Wired 24/7, so now i am destined to forever be a wageslave in the digital universe. I am writing this on break time for my 374th shift of being a janny on here. Never eat the jartybug, teens.