/soy/ - Soyjaks

Welcome to the sharty, have a look around
Anything outside that soyfolder of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of 'jaks, some gems, some coals
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the sharty, come and post a thread
Would you like to see brimstone nuvariants or the dox of a cordtranny?
There's no need to panic, this isn't a soyvil war, haha
Just bumo or sage your head, and we'll do the rest

Welcome to thе sharty, what would you prefеr?
Would you like to bait nusois or call others racial slurs?
Be /calm/, be a gooner, be clitty-leaking with rage
We've got a thrembillion different ways to engage

Welcome to the sharty, put your cares aside
Here's a tip for 'jakking, here's a tranny who ACKed
We've got kino adventure threads and DOCTOS and soyduels
And a bunch of drawings of all the different SoyBooru namefags fucking each other

Welcome to the sharty, hold on to your socks
'Cause Rapeson just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

See an infant beheaded, get offended, see 'cado's coinslot
Show us pictures of your raisins, neutralplier blogpost us every thought you think
Start a raid, buy a 'za, and send a death threat to a tranny
Or DM a namefag pooner, do an voice chat thread or find a tumor in your—
Here's a quick way to kill yourself, you should kill your mom
Here's why foids never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb
What are your fetishes? Take this quirky poll
Froot just sent Dr. Soyberg to jab your kids

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the Soypocalypse, circa '22
This was the 'log, gemmy 'jaks, an adventure thread or two
We set our sights and spent our euro hours waiting
For you, (You), insatiable nusois
Mommy let you use her iPad, you were barely sixteen
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you, oh, ha, look at you
You, (You), unstoppable, baitable